Oh man if so I want to change my answer. That sounds like fun!
I’m female and I voted speaking. I could easily go a month without talking, but touching? No way. I’m a very affectionate person and touching is like crack.
I opted for the month without touching - provided it starts tomorrow, because that’s when my plane takes off… I’ll be back in August. It’s going to be a loooong July.
Nava, may I ask where this phrase comes from? I like it.
Only a month?
having just successfully survived for 10 days without much of a voice, I’d give up speaking and keep touching.
And I’m a girl, dangit.
Happy snuggling on the couch together, watching our favorite shows and not saying a word because we both know what the other is thinking? That’s heaven to me anyway!
Shesh didn’t you read the OP - threatening the Relationship Fairy is what got us here.
I’ll take no talking - presuming that our relentless stream of emails and text messages are exempt. Also would moans count as talking? 
I, for one, am not content to be ruled by some twisted mad scientist fairy who just wants to mess with us for her own amusement. THERE WILL BE BLOOD!
Male. I could not go for a month without hearing the Lovely and Talented’s voice.
I figure we would spend the month discussing ways to bypass Kevlar. A month where I couldn’t fondle the goods, and I could probably rip it apart with my bare hands.
Regards,
Shodan
Male. I voted to skip touching.
…and instantly regretted it.
Shut her up for one month? This is bad how? 
It’s how we communicate half the time we’re alone anyway, so it wouldn’t be too much of a problem! 
Haha, I’m single! What now, fairy face?
That’s pretty much my reasoning. It would kill me to go without his kisses.
Tough one, but I opted for being able to speak. I really enjoy discussing things with my wife.
Biggest size in this board is 7. But this case goes to 11 (Spinal Tap).
Just use more lube & the catches smooth over.