The results are in.

[Khampelf]

…and I can confirm that Madeline McCann is this years World Hide and Seek champion.

Austrian hopeful Elizabeth Fritzl had to be disqualified after it was discovered that she had help from her father.

Now, I’ll admit it takes a sick sense of humor to appreciate that one, I almost put it in the Pit, but it wasn’t well received the last time I put a joke there.

So, there it is for all the Dopers who know what’s red and green and crawls up your leg.

[Dead_Cat]

I’d heard the first part before, but the second part makes it a lot funnier. Yes, I am sick.

[Encinitas]

Has anybody tried calling “All ye, all ye, out in free?”
Or is it “ollie, ollie, oxin free?”