The Saga of a Stupid Lamp

Ashes[sup]2[/sup], pics please. :wink:

Kallessa I am jealous. You should see the brass and marble art deco floor lamp I have from my Grandmother’s aunt. I love stuff like that!

Lissla, I’ve always wondered about the Doc Marten’s (well not always, I didn’t actually start wondering until I saw my first Goth). Is it part of the ‘uniform’, or are they really just a comfortable secret shared by Goths?

:stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: to Bank One. Bob, you’ll like this; yesterday I assembled 17 MTL knuckle couplers, which is some trick in N gauge. It woulda been 19 but I broke 2 springs. It only took me 2 hours. :wink:

Tupug need I say it? pics, dammit, pics!

I’d better sdubmit this before someone else posts.

Bumba, I have a pair of brown Docs (not boot height, just a regular shoe whose name I cannot think of) and they are pretty comfortable. I have had them since probably 1998 and they are still going strong.

Rest easy Kalley, my dream pink plaid pants would be a subtle plaid. And never capri. I’m too vain to wear anything that doesn’t help make me look taller.

Sorry Bumba, no pics for you. Just imagine me wearing a long sleeved stretchy top with feathers around the wrists and neck, mini skirt, and pointy heels (they have little string bows on the toes, squee!).

This shoe thing is fascinating Lissla. It doesn’t mess up the insides of the boots to be soaked? I have some mexican hot chocolate in my snack cabinet, if it will console you. We can sip it and I’ll throw marshmallows at puggy because evidently she looks good in capris.

So how long before Ex comes in and complains about the girly fashion topics? And where has he been? A report so we don’t worry, Mr. Ex!

No, Tupug, you don’t understand. These pants weren’t pink. They were PINK. Very different. Much more blinding.

Docs are pretty popular with non-goths, at least around here. Once they’re broken in they’re really, really comfy, and last for many years. My old pair (worn almost every day for four years. Maybe not worn for a grand total of a week out of those years) just don’t really have treads left. Otherwise they’re fine.

I have small, wide feet, and I hate wearing anything that doesn’t come up over my ankles- regular shoes cut into the back of my foot. I hate shoe-shopping, and I don’t like wearing uncomfortable shoes. My Docs are eight-hole, which come about three inches over the ankle. I don’t have the patience for really high ones. Or the money.

We’re on the third pair of socks so far, and this process seems to be working. They’ve stretched out nicely. Soon I’ll be able to take them off and go have a Sustaining Afternoon Nap.

I picture Mistress Ashes[sup]2[/sup] in a black leather teddy instead…

I would look like a deformed midget in capris. Not tall enough. Hot chocolate would be lovely, Ashes. Docs are pretty tough. I wouldn’t soak and stretch regular shoes, even if I was cruelly forced to wear them.

I could go put a vinyl corset on. Match the rest of the MMP mood.

Soaking your shoes has got to be the worst way to break them in. (Even if it is The Way To Do It.) It’s bad for the leather. (But if any boot can take it, Doc Martins would be the one.) You should rub them with an oil based polish. The oil works into the leather and softens it up. Not too much oil though, since you don’t want your Docs to be too soft.

Kalley, even though I haven’t seen it, I want your lamp. If I get your lamp, I’ll want other stuff off you too, but let’s start with the lamp. OK? Hey, if you want me to re-wire your lamp let me know. I just put in a new ceiling light in my boy’s (a real boy, by the way) room and I didn’t quite burn down the house, so you know I do a number on your deco lamp. (And it is a “bowl” on a torchiére.)

I do know that it’s not good for the leather, Rue, but (remember my funny shaped feet?) my first pair ate through band-aids to scar my heels, and took two months to become comfortable. I am willing to beat them up a bit if I can quicken the ‘getting comfy’ part. I understand it doesn’t happen to most people, but breaking in any shoes is painful for me.

I just pictured my sister in a vinyl corset, pink capris, and leather seats. She never would have gotten out of that car!

Lesson to us all: always wear something absorbent.

Sorry Ashes[sup]2[/sup], but when I try I keep getting Phylis Diller, and I’m sure that’s not what you had in mind. That’s why I asked for pics. I’m sure your resplendant visage would heal the scars Phylis has left on my visual cortex.

I always heard you should use saddle soap on new boots, which is what I used, when I used to wear boots. But what do I know?

Your sister’s capris have leather seats? Like leiderhosen? :eek:

Words to live by. I should put that in my sig line.

Aside to Taters: I’m sorry I wasn’t around to offer support last week. I hope things are better for you now.

:frowning: Dahlings! Can I help it if God and the treadmill have given me shapely thin gams??? Trust me, I’d never give Ms. Parton any competition in the boobige department. :wink:

Lissla! Gosh darn you, I momentarily mis-read your sentence as “I want hot chocolate ass consolation,” because of all the talk about pants I guess, and I inhaled some of the Oreo I was having (Double Stuf Oreos, mmm) and coughed for a long time and now I have the hiccups and can’t stop. AUGH.

I also have Doc Martens, and I am very much not a Goth and never have been one. I just got new red ones, which also have 8 holes. I didn’t hafta break this pair in though, go me.

I’m still hiccuping.

Or Elton John! (Which, on second thought, might be redundant) :smiley:

As to pink plaid capris - I dunno, they might be cute in a Lilly Pulitzer sort of way. For spring, summer or resort wear only, of course.

I don’t have a pair of pink plaid capris, but I’ll wear them. Capris, that is. Maybe not pink ones, though. I’d probably look naked from a distance. At 5’10", looking short isn’t a problem; looking naked, however, is. :wink:

Now, to the OP:

It was summer when we moved into the house I live in now. A very hot summer. So we saw the house and thought, “14’ ceilings! How elegant! How graceful!”. Then one of the lights in the kitchen blew out. One of the spotlights set in cans in the ceiling. Only my 6’3" brother-in-law can reach them from the step ladder. Barely. (We really need a bigger ladder.)

Worse, recently one of the bulbs broke, leaving the socket in the fixture. Which means someone has to climb up on the counter with a pair of pliers or something to get it out of there. We haven’t quite worked out what we’re going to do about it.

BUMBA! You take that back! I look absolutely nothing like Phylis Diller. I’m a couple of years younger at least. Gosh darnit, now you’ve got everybody picturing me as a flat chested chicken woman. Somebody get me a digital camera quick! I’m fairly decently put together-- ask scout, she’s seen me. Gaack! I need to go lie down in a dark room now. Vunderbob, my clothes will need loosening…

Go ahead and rub it in puggy. I’ll get you and your little dog, too.

Since Ashes is so distraught I must quickly pop in and assure you all that she looks NOTHING like Phyllis Diller.

I thought she was a pretty lady. Ashes, that is. Not Diller. Oof.

Hmmmm… looks like I got me some competition in the MMP decorating department. Anyone else wondering just why Rue knows this?

Capri pants make me think of Laura Petrie. Remember how she wore capris and danced and twirled all over the living room? Reckon Puggie does that at home?

Ashes[sup]2[/sup] and vunderbob get a room already! Or a dungeon. Your choice. :stuck_out_tongue:

Mwah hah! I made Magickly inhale cookies. Go me!

I just bought chocolate whipped-cream-in-a-can. It fascinates me. I’m sure Mr. Lissar will eat it. Whipped cream is his favorite food group. The other ones are pizza, coke, and chocolate pudding.

No, he’s not fat, and I don’t understand why.

Oh, I’m thinking of improvising a trifle type thing with strawberries, vanilla yogurt, chocolate pudding (food group! Essential nutrients!) and white cake. Do y’all think that would be good? Vanilla yogurty chocolate things are good. Rittersport yogurt chocolate bars are really good.

Oh, yeah. That sounds like it would be Deeee-vine.

Use a potato! Seriously. Make sure the power is off. Cut off one end of a long, narrow potato, and cram that end into the broken bulb base. Then turn the 'tater to unscrew the broken base.

But please don’t cut and cram Taters - that would not be cool at all!