The same topic re-worded to fit all SDMB forums

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

This was inspired by the times I wanted to start a thread, but couldn’t decide which thread to post it in. My heroic response was to just forget it. So I thought hey, why not alter something to fit ALL forums? Woo hoo, what fun!

MPSIMS: I like rock n’ roll better than opera.
IMHO: Which do you like better, rock n’ roll or opera?
Comments on Cecil’s Columns: if a duck quacks rock n’ roll, is it true the echo comes back as opera?
Cafe Society: Rock Star vs. Amadeus, which has the better soundtrack?
BBQ Pit: Opera-loving asshats can lick my balls.
Great Debates: Rock n’ roll and Opera are both tools of the Illuminati.
“About This Message Board” and “Comments on Staff Reports” have me kind of stumped, though. Any ideas, clever dopers?

#2

MPSIMS: My New Suit is Soaked!
IMHO: Rain…Are you a Runner or a Walker?
Comments on Cecil’s Columns: Wind During Rainfall is Critical Overlooked Point
Cafe Society:Logical Lapses in Singin’ in the Rain
General Questions: Rain Question
Great Debates: Why Would a Just God Allow us to Get Rained On?
BBQ Pit: Damn! I Ran in the Rain and still Got &%*^$% Wet!

#3

MPSIMS: The same topic re-worded to fit all SDMB forums
ATMB: What’s the official forum this topic should go in?
IMHO: What forum to the Dopers think this topic should be in?
BBQ Pit: Damn you - put your threads in the right forums!
Great Debates: What should be done about topics in the wrong forums?
Cafe Society: Man, I could write a book about SDMB topics
-or-
Cafe Society: Recommend books on these SDMB topics…
General Questions: What topic would have the broadest appeal to all forums?
Comments on Cecil’s Columns: In that column that about the SDMB about board topics…
(moved to)
Comments on Staff Reports: You moron, that column was a Staff Report, not one of Cecil’s…

#4

General Questions: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Great Debates: Is the question “Why did the chicken cross the road” inherently meaningless?
Cafe Society: I just saw Chicken Road! (warning: possible spoilers)
MPSIMS: So I see this chicken crossing the road…
In My Humble Opinion: In which Mal figures out why chickens cross roads…
The BBQ Pit: Aargh! Get outta the f****** road, you dumbass chicken!

#5

General Questions: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Great Debates: Is the chucking of wood by woodchucks depleting our forests?
Cafe Society: The groundhog in Groundhog Day was actually a woodchuck! (spoilers)
In My Humble Opinion: Poll: Amount of wood that can be chucked by a woodchuck, assuming a woodchuck can chuck wood
The BBQ Pit: Evil Woodchucks from Hell, I smite thee

#6

Oh, crap, forgot MPSIMS.

MPSIMS: Nothing turns me on like the sight of a woodchuck chucking wood

#7

General Questions: How would I go about becoming a professional clown?
Great Debates: Fundamentalist Christians: Will you pray for this Arab-American clown?
Cafe Society: Best killer clown movies.
** MPSIMS**: So I have this really weird fetish… (TMI)
In My Humble Opinion: So who’s really scared of clowns?
BBQ Pit: F*****g Republicans.

#8

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