Scallia cheated!
Bush is stupid!
Republicans are meanies!
Sharon and Arafat are fightin’! Make them do a time-out!
I wanna see “Spider-Man”!
Not bad, but not particularly deep…
Oh, and definitely Huggies. The adhesives on the Pampers are too strong – once you close 'em, it’s dang impossible to get them off for a last-second adjustment.
Hee hee…!
Scylla’s pet theory is just as susceptable to all the old behaviors as posting like adults was.
Ahhhh, put a *cork * in it!
[Jimmy, who is constituntionally protected in his right to bear arms successfully sues his Mommy to have his cap gun rightfully returned to him. However, neither the NRA or ACLU or PETA could get Jimmy out of his permenant time out.]
Scylla,
Was that a Serlin reference?
Gaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh hell, I can’t remember the name of that kid who was doing the socialogy experiment crap-o-la. I must be gettin’ old.
AAAUUUUGGHHHHHH!!! I HATE THOSE GUYS!!! They are really dorky and their outfits remind me of the old Star Trek uniforms. If I have to hear “Fruit Salad, yummy yummy” once more, I’ll descend to the mental level of a one-year-old, and a three-year-old’s opinion would seem terribly mature!! (My 7 yr. old loves them, of course.)
Scylla, all that aside, I think you have a point there! 
Mommy! Scylla wants me to eat some icky baby lambs and pigs and cows. I don’t like icky baby lambs and pigs and cows… I want veggies, buy Scylla says I can’t have them till I eat the icky baby lambs and pigs and cows!
You’re right. This is fun.
Baby lambs and piggies and cows are not icky! You take that back!
It’s only after you hack on them with a chainsaw that they get all icky.
And besides, spinach is gross.
Mommy, the kids over on the other side of the playground came over and knocked our sandcastle over. They said a magic man in the sky they read about in a book said that we were evil because we had more toys, could wear shorts, and that we tried to keep them from fighting each other. They said the magic man in the sky is going to give them all kinds of lollipops and tootsie rolls for knocking our sandcastle over.
Wow, This IS fun
But I don’t wanna play with the fuel effecient Geo Metro Matchbox car! I wanna play with my Tonka Dumptruck!
Mommy, just because I’m new at this skool all the cool kids won’t play with me and they just sit around and talk about me to each other just becuz i said theyre clicking and i think they should all be my friends or i’ll kick and scream and call everyone names then i’ll tell them i’m just going home or to someone elses house to play and i shouldn’t have to try to be their freind first because they just just all want to be my friend right away.
oh yeah and the teachers are nazis.
Laws for Three-Year-Olds:
WAHHHHHHHHHHHH! I wanna watch (insert inappropriate cartoon here).
“Mommie, he took my Florida!” LOL! I love it!
Mommy why do all of those people down there like other gove’ment people who say they don’t like them people? Why do they go an’ keep on defenin what those govenmnt people say?
Ok not that good but. . . .
If I put my lollypop sticks wrap’d aroun’d this wire will the sound come out better?
(if anybody gets that one. . . . LOL)
You better agree with me. My secret society can beat up your secret society! Whaahhh!
I like your toys…mine are all sticky!
The doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
I glued my head to my shoulder.
My parents won’t let me use scissors.
My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have new one?
So umm, when do we forward this thread to all middle eastern national leaders? 
I think that Scylla might actualy have something here, LOL!
Laws for Three-Year-Olds:
sounds like how we live anyway.
My momy has teached me to read and rite, but I am not very gud yet. But today I did gud so she let me play on her compewtre today. She sed now that I am lurning to reed and rite, I kin lurn to use her compewtre. She duzent no that I use her ay oh el now. I go to some cites that gronups go to. Theres this wun cite I go to caled strate dop. It has funny peeple but also some menies. Sumetimes I heer bad words like daddy sez. These come from menies. I dont like meenies. Theres a kid who beats me and my frends up. Hes a meenie. I dont like him. Sum peeple on state dop be like meenie kid and beet up others. I dont like them eathr. Sumtimes unmeenies use bad words like daddy to but they dont be meenies all times unlike reel meenies.
I hop you engoy my storee. I write it with no help frum mommy or daddy.
hmmm, we can send these painfully logical arguments to those camel jockeys when they stop being “butt heads, pee pee faces and poop heads.” First, they have to grow up. Ahem!