Rings-ide (Ring side…okay, a stretch but I’m trying)
Side Step
Step Mother
“Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.”
Mother…no, don’t think that’d be acceptable…
Mother Superior
Superior Court
Court Disaster
Disaster Flick
Flick Boogers
Booger Meister
Meister Berger (sp?)
Berger chef
Chef Troy
MaryAnn
No, stupid, it’s a boat!
Troy ounce
Ounce of prevention
Prevention magazine
Magazine Subcription
Subscription Offer
Offer Resistance
Resistance is Futile
Futile War (futile - feudal - get it? har!)
War Games
Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket?
Game Boy
Boy Howdy
Howdy Doody (do something with that, I dare ya!)
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.
Doody Free 
Free will
Will power
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
Power Play
Play Ball
Ball Buster
Buster Brown
Brown Betty
Betty Boop (CHECK!)
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.
Boop Boop De Doop
(D)oop-si-daisy
Daisy Chain (Git your mind out of the gutter! I was thinking of the flower kind - hehehe :))
Chain gang
Gang initiation
initiation rites
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.
Rites of passage
Passage To India
India(n) corn
(sorry about that)
Corn Chowder
Chowder Head
Head Lice
VB
“Hey! How 'bout that Toe Jam?”
Lice Shampoo
Shampoo Girl
Girl Magnet
Sucks to your assmar.
Magnetic Personality
Personality Flaw
Flawra McFlimsey
You can use “Eve” if you’d rather! LOL!
Eve Arden;
Arden(t) passion;
passion fruit
Fruit pie
pie filling
filling station
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
Station Master
Master Key
Key Largo
Ooh! Dat’s a nasty one!