The SD Chainword Massacre

Largo tempo
tempo block
block party

party of five
five o’clock shadow
shadow box

Box car
Car seat
Seat cushion

Cushion cover;
cover story;
story time

Time Warner
Warner Brothers
Brother’s (in) arms

arms race;
race relations;
relations and friends

Friends Plan
Plan Attack
Attack Now

Now voyager;
voyager probe;
probe corruption


Launcher may train without warning.

Now Showing
Showing Up
Up River

river rock
rock music
music store


Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

store house
house fire
fire brand


StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.

Brand X
X ray
ray gun


Launcher may train without warning.

brand name
name change
change your underwear I think you sprung a leak (oh wait, that was another topic)

How about…

Change of heart


“Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.”

Whoops!

Gun Show
Show Off
Off Spring


“Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.”

Spring forward
Forward march
Marching to Pretoria!


StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
I Spy Ty.

Spring board
board foot
foot powder

Powder River
River Bend
Bend An Ear

(notice how I carefully avoided the previous post ending in Pretoria!)

powder puffer
puffer fish
fish stick


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Pretoria SA;
SA mann;
Mann Act

(yes, we’re getting esoteric now)

Powder horn
Horn dawg
Dawg gone