Ask the Gay Guy XXVIII - Esprix
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[i[Odd places you’ve lost your dentures
Ask the Penile Extention Patient
Billy Bob Thorton Married 18th Wife
Anyone remember Peanuts? *
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Okay, I took a nap. What did I miss? - RipVanWinkle
I hate to get serious, but I hope to see this thread:
Wasn’t AIDS a horrible sourge?
Very nice:
GD:
Should Bush Bomb Finland?
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SmokeADope, NY – let’s all get illicit!
BBQPit
Can we unfreeze the other hamster, please?!
U/ 2e//e/ 12 2t1ll 1n2ecu/e!!!
MPSIMS, by a gay/lesbian poster:
We just celebrated our 15th wedding anniversary!
Also in MPSIMS:
Do the happy dance! Bill Gates is dead! 
BBQ Pit:
President Winfrey’s foreign policy sucks major ass!
General Questions:
How exactly is same-sex in-vitro fertilization done?
How do fusion reactors work?
BBQ Pit:
Goddamn it, are we ever going to find bin Laden? Is he even still alive?
Cafe Society
Survivor 36: Mars - who goes tonight?
Remember Madonna?
What’s with all these bot-bands?
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(*LOCKED) *I’m Back!!! - Wildest Bill
GQ:
Mac OS XX problem - help!
along the same lines…
What’s Apple going to do when they get to OS XXX?
If Apple even still exists… ::d&r::
MPSIMS:
Congratulations to matt_mcl, Canada’s second NDP Prime Minister!
IMHO:
Are cargo pants back in style?
GD:
Since it’s the cause of all the world’s problems, should circumcision be outlawed?
:rolleyes:
BBQ Pit:
Will you all frickin stop using “Hi, Opal!” It got tired 20 years ago!
Goddammit, is this bunny ever going to die? - scott evil
MPSIMS: Should we hold the next TerraDopeFest in New New York or Hong Kong?
GQ: Is anyone here still posting with a Pentium XXII?
MPSIMS: “Soylent Green Helper” is good even WITHOUT the Soylent Green!
MPSIMS: Michael Jackson’s is so pale, he’s now SEE-THRU!
Cafe Society: Did you see Friday the 13th XXX?! !!SPOILERS!!
Cafe Society:
Your Survivor 27 Picks and Predictions
Your favorite holodeck program?
2,000,000 channels and still nothing to watch!
I can’t believe Clint Eastwood is still doing action flicks.
Last Night’s Simpsons was merely ok.
Oops sorry Scott Evil- great minds think alike and suchforth. . . .
Terrific OP.
For the record, I plan on posting here for the next 20 years. Let it be said that I have a, um, [sub]secret identity[/sub], so maybe by then we can actually talk about it, too…
ATMB:
(Sticky) Announcement: we are upgrading our servers from hamsters to guinea pigs.
MPSIMS:
Remember cash?
matt_mcl’s first order of business as Canada’s new PM: Outlawing cars and creating a nationwide metro system.
Flamsterette_X’s 8 millionth post party!
Check out my new 80 TeraHertz PC with 50 Gigs of RAM!
Cafe Society:
Britney Spears is doing a comeback tour?
Baby Bob is getting married!
Congratulations to scott evil on his fourth Tony Award for Best Score of a Musical!
BBQ Pit:
Will you please stop abusing that holographic rolling-eyes smiley? It freaks me out when it floats out at me from the plasma screen!
ATMB- Did the President of the United States really post under the name “SPOOFE” in the 00’s?
IMHO - Why do women always like the bad droids?
IMHO - Help! Designing a new baby and need suggestiions.
GQ - Need advice installing new 100 petabyte storage module.
The Pit - I hate my new monkey butler!
General Questions
Where can I download MP9 files? [LOCKED]
Help, my computer is possessed!
Cafe Society
Why are they STILL making “Jason” movies?
What’s better, the PS18, the Gamesphere, or the X-Box15?
IMHO
Would you fly to Mars to have sex?
MPSIMS
When will handy hit 1,000,000 posts?
My sexbot is malfunctioning (possibly TMI)
Already been done, here.
General Questions
I think there’s a glitch in my cybernetic arm. Should I use a Phillips or regular screwdriver to fix it?
Cafe Society
Star Wars Ultra-Mega-Special Edition sucks - Han shot Greedo first, he did not harmlessly teleport him to a well-stocked prison cell!
General Questions
How make fire? - Krugg
Great Debate
How long till us recovered from world end? - Bronq
IMHO
Drag girl by hair. Romantic or bad? - Orcak
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Cheetah skin make crotch itchy - Shinc
ATMB
LOG BROKE< CAN ONLY BEAT CAPITAL LETTERS!!! - RANCOR THE SMUG
Cafe Society
Come see mine rock painting. - Hajacki
The BBQ
AARRGGHH!!! Fallout bad! - Mancrik
Bear eat leg! Fucking bear! - Fabrin
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Join me for my 100th post party - OrganicMatter
Ha ha, Scott. Very funny. I’d add more, but I must sleep.
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