Arnold, they are nutritional supplement drinks for OLD people.
OK, it’s not quite as funny anymore, but still something pretty cool. Interesting what we thought the future would hold less than a year ago. Well, I think it is, at least. Damn, I miss a few of those people.
The BBQ Pit
“I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaack…” Topic Starter Concrete
::runs::
All I know is, Satan’s sig line about how many minutes it’s been since his last cigarette is probably going to violate some sort of SDMB sigfile size rule.
Don’t scare me like that! I thought I was sleep-posting again when I saw this on the first page of MPSIMS.
… I can only hope that by 20 years from now, ChiefScott becomes AdmiralScott at least,
…couldn’t help but think of some…
MPSIMS
Woops! I stepped into the quarantine zone by accident this morning… -SoulSlingV2.0
BBQ PIT
Damn those Venusion Hemmerhoids acting up again!!! -OldTimer
IMHO
Women, Men, How many penises are enough on your SO? -H0rN33
Since it was lacking the first time around
IMHO
Greatest movie ever. - OldTimer
Best opening line to a holoprogram. - Under30
If you could be any comic platform character, who would you be? - Wolverine
Pokemon 23 The Quest for More Money - Pikacrap
Ladies: zero gravity, moon gravity, or earth gravity? - cuRiOus
And for fun
BBQPit
Finally, the pezpunk/broccoli flame war. - pezpunk
Finally, the broccoli/pezpunk flame war. - broccoli
MPISMS
Sequential Threads, they just can’t die. - Rehash
MPSIMS
Whose Bright Idea Was It To Clone Bill Clinton??? - IAMNOTASOCK
GD
Was The Invasion Of Madagascar REALLY Necessary? - NEITHERAMI
BBQ PIT
The Mods Here Suck <-- pretty much any new poster
IMHO
Five People In Bed Is Fun…YOUR Opinion?? - A Lech
IMHO
Which model of 'Droid would you most like to boink?
MPSIMS
Who’s up for another ArcticBaseDopeFest?
BBQ PIT
Insensitive Hovercraft Operators
MPSIMS Words that end with “-fiznubby” - Protodoper
GREAT DEBATES Your vote should count even Earth isn’t your native planet! - Stoid
IMHO Bras in Microgravity, WTF? - Opal
BBQ Pit - bjorn is a lousy moderator! - Coldfire, Jr.
GREAT DEBATES Montana Survivalists vs. U.N. Helicopters, was Anthrax attack necessary?
GQ Yet another Electoral College question
What nobody went for…
GD
Ask the Kid born on the Moon
Concealed Energy Weapon Permits? What do you think?
BBQ pit
What do you mean sex with a neodog cant be consentual
Nobody’s mentioned the future Dopefests yet. Wonder why. . .
The 2022 International/Interplanetary Dopefest, H-K City, Luna
Friday, 8 July, 2022
Tour of the Lunar Museum, followed up by the Apollo 11 historical landing site. Bring your own p-suits, kids are welcome.
Saturday, 9 July, 2022
Polar-orbital trip over the Earth, followed up with low-G shenanigans at the Lunar Cafe, Tycho City. Kids prolly won’t be welcome. Don’t ask. 
Tripler
Yeah, I just finished the book. Sue me. . .
GQ: Asteroid to possibly hit Earth in 2038.
GD: Does God exist?
Cafe Society: Did you see the new Simpsons episode last night?
IMHO: Correct Way to Slow a Toyota Sports Hovervan: should I air brake or retrothrust?
MPSIMS: SDMB Twenty Years Ago
BBQ Pit: No F**king Way Am I Going to Pay to Post!
We’ve got the threads, now we need the cliches:
- pulls up a bio-pod
- d&t (ducks and teleports)
- Apologies for the fly-by post.
- Damn you, FunnyPoster, now my computer/ thought interface unit is full of Coke.
- Damn trolls. The highschool kids must be out of edu-stasis for vacation.
- The cybhamster ate my post.
lol. Great list. Too bad I wasn’t here for lots of these events. Maybe someone can create a thread with a history of StraightDope and enlighten the noobs like me out there.
In 20 years, will they upgrade the servers so it doesn’t lag all the time? Plleeaaaaaaaassseeee.
BBQ Pit
Please, quit reviving these 20-year-old threads! --AnyPoster
Actually, the slow servers are integral to the overall success of the board. Unlike most message board users, folks here usually have time to think about what they’re about to post.
lel, that was brilliant-- but since we’re here…
NeoCaff Society – Should They Let Lance Bass Off the ISS Now That Its Orbit Is Decaying?
BBQ Pit
Why was YourNameHere banned? This is jerkiness?
Well, [dusting off hands] that does it, ignorance is completely wiped out [/dusting off hands] I’m going to call it a day.
bio entity taggert has caused a quantum hitch in reality.
bio entity [bTristan** has apparently ceased to be corporate due to an extended laughing fit.
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