I wanna join!
Clarinet, Alto Sax, MIDI, arranging, whatever.
Flute, tenor sax, coloratura soprano. And I once sang bass in a barbershop quartet (not in the original key, however).
I do like the name Colour Blind Cubists. Too bad Motley Crue/Crew was already taken.
Off topic, what does does one call a groupie for an orchestra? A symphette?
Can I be a backup singer? I don’t have much of a range, but you’ll never have to worry about me forgetting lyrics. Either that, or I want to be a roadie like Coldfire. I already have the right tour shirts to wear to be a Strange Dope roadie.
Blueslady here! Sorry I’m late, did I miss the audition? brought my harmonica, 12 string guitar and my Appalachian dulcimer…how’s that for eclectic?
This is all true but the guys in the band get laid more (especially the lead guitarist)
Hey i’m drunk tonight and lovin it!
Oboe! Get your red hot oboe player here! Oboe! Oboe!
I’d also like to be a back up roadie in case one of the real roadies wants to take a bath or shave or anything.
Mmm…I’m a flutist. I can also play piccolo, but only when people deserve it. And mallet percussion, anyone need a xylophonist?
Scottish chanter here, working up to the bagpipes (what’s that? you want me to join the rehearsal from outside? well, okay…)
Once again, Coldfire’s balls-on depiction of the rock lifestyle makes me think he’s really Geddy Lee posting on the down-low.
Only big arena concert I’ve ever been to was Aerosmith, and the roadie tested out the guitar by playing the opening lick to “Thunderstruck” a few times. Most impressive.
I see that lead singer has already been called. Damn. I was looking for an excuse to wear leather pants.