We’ve formed a band! Featuring FL Blues Baby on piano, the stylistic rhythms of pezpunk on drums, and the ever-lovin’ Superdude on guitar. Now, we need a vocalist. I could do it, but I can’t sing. FL Blues Baby, do want to run the auditions?
If you’re looking for someone who can do a pretty decent Biz Markee, I’m your man. If not, can I play the washboard?
Ahem …
mi mi mi mi mi …
{gargle - gargle}
Gimme a C, a bouncy C …
*Feelings.
nothing more than …
Feelings.
Trying to forget my …
Feelings of love.
Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiings…
Whoah, whoah, whoah feeeeeeeeeeeeeeliiiiiiiings …*
Did I get the job, huh? Did I, did I?
Munch, if it’s okay with everyone else, we’ll hire you on as a part-time washboard player.
Jack Batty, I have no choice but to disqualify you, because you sang that song.
Hey, that’s fine with me. Just in case you need 'em, I’ve got a kazoo, a jaw harp, and a duck call here just waiting to be put to use. Damn I need to learn to play the harmonica.
<glancing at watch>
Where’s that Russell Crowe look alike?
Send him in…
(dusting off the casting couch.)
If you need a female back-up singer, I’ll be happy to audition for the part. Soprano range, alto range… doesn’t matter, I can do either. Just tell me what you’d like to hear, and I’ll give you my best.
I can play the tambourine like you wouldn’t believe!
I’d sing a little back-up, too.
But I make a better groupie.
If you let me sing, I promise to leave my accordion in the back of the closet… I’ve been compared to Joan Baez or Judy Collins or one of those folk-singer types… I play acoustic guitar too!
Can I be a roady? That way chicks’ll have to sleep with me to get to meet you.
[sub]no, i have no pride[/sub]
Yes! The Straight Dope All Star Garage Band! I’ll be the second backup singer. I can go pretty high too. I was soprano in my H.S. jazz choir, but I can get lower now too. I love oldies-can we do some girl-group stuff PLEASE?!!
“Oh yes, wait a minute Mr. Postman…”
I don’t care, I’ll sing anything! I can help roady too. Don’t forget I’ve been around Mr. zoogirl’s band for twenty years. I can haul amps with the best of 'em!
I want to play mandolin in this band. You need a sexy mandolinist, right?
So will you guys be playing support for the Gang Of Wimmins Pub Pand
i can caterwaul…
YOW!
sound of cat being booted off thread
I can almost play the harmonica - and some folks say I can sing too . . . …
Well, I can play tith the guitar, bass, piano and drums and pretend to sing. Does that help?
Should, of course, be with.
Preview is my friend…
CRAZY! Thats exactly my bio! We can change it up a bit.
I think we should all have several beers and discuss who the best guitarist(s) were. After we’ve decided that, of course, Stevie Ray Vaughn is the man, we can drink some more, and then go hang out at a club and talk about how much better our band is than whoever’s playing.
Sounds good to me, FL. I like SRV better than most, anyway.