Aw nuts! You nitpicked my nitpick. Well played, I learnded sumpin new:p
I curtsy unto your google-fu, though, that is more squid riding than I ever expected to see.
What about unusual porn and gambling? I mean, as long as we’re talking about squids…
“I’ll give ya 10-to-one odds that the squid does the girl ‘barebacked’!”.
That’s what she said
Hehe
No.
Gay and drug-free companies. 
But surely not Midwest.
I was lucky enough to take pictures of two squid during a mating ritual down in Bonaire. They weren’t actually riding each other…
Now if you want a picture of riding a squirrel, I can hook you up.
Ziggity zaggety
Unca Cece Adams is
Not quite informative
‘Sadd’ling a squid’
Thus, I came here to see
Molluscologically
If such a foolish deed
Couldn’t be did!
I 'proached the crustacean
With saddle in my hand
Cross-tied the critter and
Entered the fray.
Saddled the squid up
Equitationally
Mounted and cried out
“HI-YO! And away!”
SageGrouse
Stick around, SageGrouse. Obviously you haven’t met our squid, but you will, and you’ll be glad you did.
But you might be in the wrong thread.
Dear fellow dopers,
Thanks for the informative pictures of murdercyclists. But we seem to have gone astray. Are the likes of us forbidden by the government of China? And if not, do we lose all respect for them? Or such respect as we still have.Are you saying you have actual squid porn? Because if so, I invoke Rule 34 and request you post it.
It was more of a mating ritual than anything else, so I’m not sure if Rule 34 comes into play. But it’s pretty cool to see in person, a bit rare, and completely off topic.
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Does meditation make your brain work differently? - The Straight Dope…-tentacle-porn
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Uh, TubaDiva? That’s Japanese. The OP was asking about Chinese. Try to keep up. 
If nothing else, I’ve learned
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That no one saddles a squid, at least on the internet (except maybe April R’s find, which I do thank, but reserve judgement if there is an actual saddle or not). People do wax eloquently about saddling squids;
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Google does not understand what you are asking for when you ask “how to saddle a squid”;
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Squid is a term not endearing in the motorcycling world;
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Teenage model builders should not leave their “dope” around for their mothers to find (the corollary I should add that teenage model railroaders shouldn’t talk about “reefers” but instead use the non-colloquial “refrigerator car” instead); and
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China may (or may not) be blocking the Straight Dope.
I’ve also learned that I should keep my thoughts about things mentioned in threads to myself, lest the discussion takes an unexpected turn. With great power comes great responsibility.