slides on in
Yes, VB? You rang? 
Sure! C’mon up! We’ll jump in the shower and get all slickery, then I’ll show ya how it’s done in the Air Force, and none of Chiefs’ dinky dinghy, either! 
Woohoo! It’s my Sassy Bird! Let the partay begin!
Hot Puppies, this is gonna be GOOOOD!
Woooo! So flyboy, wanna show me how things are done in the Air Force?
Gazooks and goody gumdrops! This is no place for a newbie! Such tawdy people! Draped all over each other in a conflagration of bestiality!
Count me in! Who wants to find out if I’m a male?
Depends… AC or DC?
Falcon honey, reset your altimeter and spread your wings!
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Vestal Blue *
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Mmmmm… pilots…and a well oiled pilot at that.
You betcha, Arden, and we’ll substitute 151 for the Avgas, too!
swoops in to catupre her prey
hugs and smooches VB. Repeatedly.
So…wanna teach me to fly?
AC! AC! AC! AC!
[sup]uh… that does mean I like wimmin, doanit? Cuz I does! Yeeee-haw! [/sup]
<strolls in happily, carrying a six pack of Coke>
Okay everybody! I brought my cribbage board and a fresh pack of cards…
<looks around, wild eyed, at the orgy>
Oh my…so THIS is what people do in a cheap motel…
woo-hoo!
Fly me, VB!
Any time, sweetie pie, and I can do repeatedly! 
Jumper cables??? Now that’s kinky
I’ll bring the greased ferrett.
Cowabunga Buffalo Bob! We’re VFR all the way!
They don’t call it a joy stick for nothin’, y’know!
Hello? Hello? Delivery gal here.
Who ordered the 5 pounds of raw oysters, the 1 pound Spanish Fly Pizza, and the 3 bottles of elderberry wine?
Sheesh! There better be a good tip in this for me! It took me forever to make that friggin’ pizza!
Cut the innocent act, Struuter - I’ve heard about your strip cribbage games…
…now how do you play again ?
sniff
Well, apparently Arden got to VB before I could…
Welllllll…it’s all about pegging out.
Do you have your peg ready?
Oh Hi! Nice to see you here. I was just… passing through. Cards! Great. Count me in! And if we get bored I know some amazing card tricks. Damn, no card table. Listen, come over here to this sort of bed thing. That’ll do. Makes a fine area to play cards. Just relax.
Ohmygosh, sorry, I stumbled! Oops! Damn these cheap threadbare carpets. I must’ve tripped. I do apologise, my dear Struuter. Kind of cozy, though, isn’t it? You know, you feel kind of tense. Been working hard? You feel so stressed just here, across your shoulders, and part way down your back. I think a really deep massage would help - (shy laugh) it’s the only thing I’m halfway good at.
There you go. Oh look, I seem to have some beautifully -scented body oil with me - this one’s called Deep Ocean. Doesn’t that feel better already?
So, tell me all about Time Bandits.