Scotch and a fine cigar? Just what I need today, thanks…
Very strange day today in Doperville.
Can I please have links to everything the OP refers to?
Or I’ll put Marilyn Manson on full blast in the DJ booth, lock the door from the inside and close it.
Thanks, Coldie. I sure as hell need the practice. 
Slainte !
Milo, check the entire Pit. That ought to cover it.
And hand over the Marillyn Manson CD. Now.
Just got back from my walk with my dog, I could use a tall glass of water (no ice thank you) and a foot rub. Any takers? I love foot rubs.
PS Yes I showered before I went on my walk but my hair is pretty sweaty < sniff, sniff > yes I still smell good.
Well, I’m a bit old now for a Molotov cocktail so maybe you could twist my arm. Just help me push this rust bucket off the road first.
<settles down………
So, Spurs won again last night……hmmm, nice drop of nectar, thanks.
CnoteChris it takes a lot to get me to fall over 
I have spent an inordinate amount of time today attempting to have a conversation with a person who appears congenitally incapable of seeing any point of view except his own. I would like a gin gimlet, Sapphire, tall, rocks, with a twist, please, and a quick but comprehensive shoulder rub from an obliging gentleman.
Don’t make me beg.
Milo, search on troll & posted in the last day - tehre’s a nasty slagging off uncle beer & all americans thread that got rapidly pitted.
Mind you, American booze is…
looks round, sees all the americans um, nothing, anyway - why are you all drinking scotch, huh?
pushes yojimbo gently splat! ok, next itme, I put a beanbag underneath!
:Staggers in, his clothes tattered:
:Slumps onto the nearest cushioned surface:
Is this a typical day at SDMB? There was…only…so…much…I…could…take.
Could someone please hook me up an IV of Laphroaig?
We’ll see about that in Dublin, yojimbo!
:: dusts himself off ::
Hey Coldie any of them “coffee” shops still open ? I might just nip out for a while to err… have a look at some of them canals
After the ridiculous heat of this day, a “chill-out” lounge is just what this gal could use.
Meanwhile, I need to catch up on the goings-on here. All I know about is the reg-gone-psycho. What’s all this other stuff? Frick.
Well, I have been on massive dose of Darvocet for the past week and a half because of a herniated disk, but I think I’ll stop in and have a glass or two of champagne anyway. My days have consisted of
- collapse on the couch for an hour or two
- read SDMB for 20 minutes or so
- collapse on the couch for an hour or two
- take more Darvocet
ad infinitum.
I don’t know how I’m going to manage once I have to go back to work.
This is the first time I’ve seen someone self-destruct on-line. Is it always so interesting around here?
Who self-destructed? I know about CDMilkbone, but what was all this other schtuff?
Incidentally, y’all. I didn’t precisely know how to introduce myself before without hijacking a thread, but it seems entirely appropriate to do so in this one.
Hello all, and I look forward to a whole lot of thought-provoking discussion.
Tom
::collapses onto the bean bag chair::
So, how is everyone? I’m pretty damn tired myself. Coldfire, how’ve you been?
Welcome aboard, Ogre
And some guy named FreakFreely pretty much blew it. Check the Pit.
No begging necessary, Jodi, I’ll be happy to oblige!
Good lord. Quite a day, indeed.
Mudslide, with Absolut and Bailey’s… please.
::falls asleep in an inflatable chair::