The SDMB Cocktail Party

MILO! - that’s disgusting! WHY would you choose to ruin a good single malt???

Considering the weather I’ll have a sea-breeze, please.

Had some success recently on the family tree. Started writing some of the historical perspective that goes with it. Planning a trip to Poland in April to visit my roots.

Job is ok. A few co-workers suck.

Where are the hors d’oeuvres (or however you spell it)?

Let’s see. Well my health sucks as usual, but I now have internet access at home and can spend all of my time on the message boards. Now if I could just figure out how to get to the chat room.

As this is online, a drink won’t kill me. However, someone stop me after one. I’ll have a roob beer float.

I am sick of meeting females who are A. attractive, B. Damn far away, C. taken and D. significantly older than I am.

I am also sick of meeting females who are A. attractive, B. damn far away, C/D. either single and not looking, or 16 or so, and E. not catholic or prolife.

Fuckit. Someone find me a woman my age who’s single, Catholic and prolife, attractive, single, not far away from me, single and doesn’t mind hanging out with a really shy guy with not much experience in anything. And single.

I’ll have a Diet Dr. Pepper… a 2-liter, please.

New? The only thing that’s new is that I’ve been working at a doctor’s office patronized by some of the most untintelligent beings alive.

I haven’t seen any of my friends since I graduated this year, and my mother is in the throes of preemptive empty nest syndrome.

I’m 18 and I’ve never even held hands with anyone.

Goddammit… anybody else up for bodyshots? I’ve never had alcohol before, but what the hell?

(as a I bring yet another party to a screeching halt)

I will take a rum and coke, remember I said I won’t drive, where are we going? kewl party

Screw it. $1000.00. You only live once.

::hoping nobody sees his fingers crossed behind his back::