Maybe I’ll have Warlord Serlin use the term “glibbering idiots” over and over whenever his (idiot) servants fail at a task.
And, to Fierra, I DID model the battledroids after those lil’ buggers in TPM. It only seemed appropriate (of course, I reserve the right to remodel them between now and the publication of the first ish).
Spoofer… damn, boy, you sure got some talent that you been hidin’ from us.
I have got to be in this… Please! I’ll be…uh… the personal chef for the good guys! And I’ll be deadly with a knife! Yeah, that’s it!
The story could probably use a newbie struggling down the path of enlightenment. Just saying.
Bah. In the process of tranferring a load of glibbering baboons to my cave, Weirddave accidentally included himself!
<boots Dave out> Get outta my cave before I hex you.
Ah well…it’s a mistake anyone could have made, I suppose. 
Fortunately, I now have a location fix on his lair, and can go pick up the lovelies in person. He can’t sequester them for the duration of the conflict–they, too, are champions in the battle against ignorance. They don’t need a hiding place, they need an HQ! I humbly offer my very large, luxuriously-appointed cave for the purpose. (Did I mention that each will have her own private bathroom with a hot tub?)
Interesting idea, fierra–but good or evil, I’ll still fight ignorance, so is it really germane? Hmmm…well, I suppose you’d want to know before you actually drank the potion I gave you…
Bah. In the process of tranferring a load of glibbering baboons to my cave, Weirddave accidentally included himself!
<boots Dave out> Get outta my cave before I hex you.
Ah well…it’s a mistake anyone could have made, I suppose.
Fortunately, I now have a location fix on his lair, and can go pick up the lovelies in person. He can’t sequester them for the duration of the conflict–they, too, are champions in the battle against ignorance. They don’t need a hiding place, they need an HQ! I humbly offer my very large, luxuriously-appointed cave for the purpose. (Did I mention that each will have her own private bathroom with a hot tub? And hot- and cold- running baboons ensorcelled to provide foot massages on demand?)
Interesting idea, fierra–but good or evil, I’ll still fight ignorance, so is it really germane? Hmmm…well, I suppose you’d want to know before you actually drank the potion I gave you…
Sorry. &@*# network crashes.
Serlin’s already started his evil scheme! And poor Balance has been hit by some sort of laser ray, creating an exact duplicate! Or some sort of time loop!
Yeeek!
Hot tub? Did you say hot tub? :: Fierra runs to Balance’s cave & checks :: Yup, hot tubs, but you’ll have to get rid of the baboons first!
Hi Balance, I did ask to be drawn sexy, so I guess I count, but I’m not going to drink any potions, if you don’t mind…(and even if you do mind!)
Ha! Take that! <zzzot!> Serlin’s computer-confusing gremlin has been destroyed. Now back to what I was doing…
<waves wand (no, not that one oh gutter-minded ones); baboons vanish>
Welcome to my lair, Fierra. Would you accept a potion if I referred to it by its more plebian alcoholic-beverage-of-your-choice name? I promise I’m not evil today. Well, maybe just a little evil 
Why does every thread turn into a flirting thread?
Do I get a back rub too? I’ll have a well, I’ve heard it have two names, so I’ll just give the recipe - equal measures vodka, tequila, creme de menthe & lemonade (soda if you’re American). (I nearly asked for a “cum in a hot tub”, but I do want an alcoholic beverage & some company, not you to disappear off on your own…vodka & baileys, BTW)
Dear God. I’m flattered, Spoofe. I’m also wondering how I missed this before. Thanks for pointing me here. Nice work.
Spoofe, you’ve got talent - wow!
Not that I’d ever put my own name forward for inclusion, of course, but if you ever need a trusty 2nd-in-command to Coldie, well…
S. Norman
Cool! Quite the Artist. If you need a “Q” type character to develop weapons for the good guys, I’ll gladly provide my services. The first offering will be a remote controlled, flying miniature condensation generator. Once activated, they seek out Warlord Serlin’s diapers, attach them selves and act as a wick to transfer moisture from the air to the diaper.
Cripes, how did I miss this thread?
SPOOFE, you’ve got some serious talent here. Any chance I can suck up enough to said talent to get myself in this thing? I leave it to others’ demented imaginations to figure out what kind of hero I’d be (though I’m definitely partial to the name Captain Sarcastic).
Extremely cool beans, though, with the comic and the drawings and the talent and all.
SPOOFE, that’s really cool. I can’t wait to see the finished product! Your drawings are great, and I really like the Wally idea.
SPOOFE:
Oh WOW that is so cool! I am using it in my sig now… Thank you! I am honestly flabbergasted… You rule with a yardstick!
Yer pal,
Satan
*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, three days, 13 hours, 40 minutes and 58 seconds.
7462 cigarettes not smoked, saving $932.85.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 4 days, 21 hours, 50 minutes.
I slept with a moderator!*
You can have Satan be my faithful sidekick!
Well, I guess I shall now begin the pitiful begging up in a desperate attempt to get myself put in, so, here goes.
<jumping up and down> Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleeeeeeeaaassssseeeeeeeeeeee…?
I could be driver or something, and I don’t think I’m hard to draw! Just put a guy in a Jester hat! I’ll be the comic relief! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssse…?
Anyway, now that that’s over with, I gotta say, man, you’ve got LOADS of talent. True, your my opponent in the election, but as an avid lover of comics, I gotta give you immesurable amounts of respect. Why aren’t you in it, I ask? You could be operations!
What, I’m not GOOD enough to be a wacky sidekick?
–Tim
AWESOME work! Literally. I am left in awe, and my sketches are now inadequate. That’s so cool.
Umm, if you ever have your characters on a street, you could have me do a drive-past in the background…
