The SDMB Credits

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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If you listen to the radio show “Car Talk”, you’re probably familiar with their credits at the end, which consist of fictitious names that sound like something that refers to their job. For example, they credit their Big Band Leader, Juan Anatou. Pronounce that name a few times if you don’t get it. See what I mean?

I figured that if anybody could come up with funny credits, it ought to be SDMB posters. Let’s see what you can do. I’m sure there are lists of these things on the net, but come on, try to think of your own first. To start it off, here are two I came up with just now:

Search Engine Maintainer: B. Rankin Pages
Conspiracy Theory Debunker: Moseley Boggus

Okay, so they’re not much. Go ahead and outdo me :slight_smile:

-Andrew L

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Gullible fool: Ed Strue.

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Don’t forget the crack caretakers of all things automotive: Manny Fold, Axel Rodd, Ray Deeator, and Jack Decarr.

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I’d have to add the administrator of the MPSIMs: B. Gully Bull

Tripler
Oh and don’t forget the Pit mod: Hugh Burn

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The SDMB hamster caretaker: C. Durchips

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The person giving updates on when things will be fixed

X. Q. Ciss

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Thought of another one…

Aggressive SDMB Administrator: Bannon Leftenwright

-Andrew L

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  1. Keeper of cool heads Lester Ama

  2. vB syntax mender Chloe Zetaggs

  3. List completion technician Hy Opel

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Deep Thinker: Phil O. Sopherman
One who asks for it: Ben Dover
Latrine flusher: Ivana Flush

suggested by my weird roommate is
Minnie Driver fan: Ivana Driver

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Maintainers of in-jokes: Bob Smash, Winston MacBringpie.