In the spirit of MST3K’s “Invention Exchange” between the Mads in Deep 13 and Joel Robinson (and to a limited extent, early Mike Nelson) up in the SOL, what are some crazy inventions you’ve thought of…
My invention Exchange this week is the GreenShell Planting System, a High Velocity Seed Planting System…
The GreenShell system is a common 12-gauge shotgun shell with a double-thick heat-reflecting wad that carries any variety of plant seeds, it’s perfect for those people who want to plant their own gardens, but don’t have the time for all that inconvenient ground-breaking, rototilling, and other backbreaking work
All you need is a common, everyday shotgun, simply load the GreenShell, aim at a convenient bare patch of dirt, and pull the trigger, the seeds are planted at high velocity, and you don’t even have to get your hands dirty
GreenShell is availible in all common gauges, .410 up to 10 gauge, and is available in many common popular vegetable varieties, there’s the TomatoShells, CucumberShells, RootVeggies, LettuceShot, BroccoBlast, PumpkinBlast, BoomBangSquash! or our popular “MysteryShells” where the shell is filled with a random assortment of seeds
Hearing and Eye Protection are strongly reccomended when using the GreenShell System, Shotgun not included…
GreenShell should not be used for personal defense, any attempt to do so will void the warranty
Plant growth not guaranteed, your results may vary
What do you think, Sirs?