The Society for Documenting the Masturbating Beatified, which is based in leafy Burbank and whose members travel the country on purple Vespas distributing brochures about said topic of interest, has really degenerated. I’m returning my holographic membership card to them, and I am planning to call their headquarters every morning at 2 a.m. and hanging up the phone upon hearing a groggy voice say, “Hello.” If you were thinking of joining, don’t: I have no idea why they advertise in the otherwise reputable and thoroughly enjoyable “Left Behind” series of books. That’s about it; I just wanted to warn the general population.
You were expecting maybe something else?
[sub]Ho-lee shit I can waste time at the speed of light. I wonder if this’ll have a high thread view count.[/sub]
Uh, you are familiar with the definition of “trolling,” aren’t you? I would suggest a quick email to the mods asking for a locked thread and some forgiveness.
I’d agree with WeirdDave. The title’s misleading (which is a bad idea, of course), but his first sentence clarifies things. For whatever it’s worth, I don’t think it’s trolling and I thought it was acutally pretty funny, in light of some of the other threads going on at the moment.
Actually, there IS an unofficial rule against joke posts in the Pit. Sure, be funny…but if you’re posting in the Pit just because you want to tell dirty jokes, I close the thread.
I don’t know what I’ll do with this thread yet. Might close it, might move it. Don’t know.
Yep, no jokes. If you’re going to fly off the handle and post an all-caps, unspellchecked, profanity-laden tirade against, say, a race or religion of people about whom you knwo nothing except the ignorant utterings of your fellow barstool barnacle troglodytes, but towards whom you’ve decided to launch a hazy campaign of random hatred as a method of displacing aggression accrued internally from your own sexual frustration, failed ambitions, and general insecurity, well damnit you better really mean it. We have rules in The Pit, ya know.
