Where are my manners?
Spider Woman, a mistletoe smooch right back at you.
I’ve gotta give one to Spider Woman, and why I missed her beforehand is something I’ll never know. Stay nice!
Also, Jodi gets one, as well as a hearty, if not quite belated, “welcome back”, and a thanks for starting the jmullaney pit thread.
Eve gets one, for being one of the first people to acknowledge me on the board, and for being a damn good writer.
Lastly, Anthracite gets one, cause she writes one hell of a story. (And no, I’m not just trying to get my name put in. Really. :D)
more smooches!
fun2d8 we need to stick together (I’m tired of being the only regular poster from St Louis!)
stargazer kiss accepted and returned. Still have to bite me in the other thread though. 
I’ll be back, I know I’m forgetting someone, but the name won’t come to me right now. . .
::Shakes off effects of numerous double-nogs upon hearing his name. Bounds across room while wiping lipstick traces off face. Grabs stargazer’s left hand & thrusts a double-nog into her right hand. Begins yet another frenetic room-lap.::
Certainly! Indubita-bubbly! Pleeztameecha! C’mon along…Bathrooms are to the left, bar to the right, karaoke to the front, orgy to the rear (through that little door, at least that’s what they tell me. 'parently, y’gotta have a certain number of posts under yer belt 'fore you get invited back there. Don’t ask me how many posts, nobody seems willing to tell me…)
<Hobbes>Yow-wow, muchas-smoochas!</Hobbes>
:::Kisses FairyChatMom, fun2d8…
and laurel-and-hearty-handshakes to DRY, iampunha, andygirl ;)…:::
Better late than never, eh? Warming up my kisser for:
Froggy, you know I think you’re the best, babe, even if you ARE running off to get married.
Scrasa, I can only say, <sniff> that I’m so proud <sniff> to be your Auntie Nym. <sniff, sniff> Aw, you Krazy Kids!
Morphy, YOU know. That’s all I’m going to say.
FDWTFUN, you’ll always be my first babe. RED FLAG!!
dpr, miss seeing you around, baby. Hope I didn’t scare you off.
wyldelf, that goes double for you, sweetie! Come back to me!
Nen, damn you, hedonist! You WOULD be married, wouldn’t you!
Andy, I’m still waiting patiently for my British, bald midget with no fashion sense to show up.
Omni, don’t forget, first round is on me.
VB, Sea and Doob, I just wanted to get the Charlie’s Angels all together. You all rule, seperately and together. This, however, will not stop me from trying to step into your role if one of you dies. 
Chat people, all of you. Including Joph (who stood me up), Odie, Cal and all the rest. You guys make it seem like I have a life sometimes. Thank you.
Um…is that everyone?
Okay, i’ll bite… now that this thread is waay too long and likey about to die.
Rasa, my friend since i was 15. Yes, you’re forgiven… mostly.
Silver Fire, for always being such a sweetie, and because you could use it.
Nymysys, because you were the first person (other than Rasa) to acknowledge me on #straightdope. Plus i gotta give mad props to a girl that uses her Ys.
Dpr, for being the first person (other than Rasa) to acknowledge me on the SDMB.
Spider Woman, because you gave me one, though i’m not quite sure why.
Doobieous, because i know you want it. :wally
Scratchie, for convincing Rasa to get her ass out here, and for putting up with me.
Sea Diver, for keeping me company while Rasa and Scratchie were… occupied. :rolleyes:
Sassy and Sue Duhnym, for offering to be my date to a company party, even though i can’t accept the offers. 
Psycat, because i know you need it right now.
Una/Anthracite, because even though i hardly ever talk to you, i enjoy your posts and admire your strength.
I’m sure there’s others i’m missing.
'Tis time for smooches galore…
lilah, although you won’t read this, you’re always at the top of the list.
Rasa, right back at ya, babe.
Oldscratch, you don’t mind do you? Well then, assume the position…
Tymp, just for good measure…and lose the butter coating.
Silver Fire, even thought you forgot me.
Democritus, us kept men have gotta stick together.
And naturally:
Nymysys, I thought this was supposed to be plain ol’ platonic smootching. You slipped my the tongue. ::whispers:: …and I liked it.
Why did I just know Nen and Nym would hit it off?
Dammit, dammit, DAMMIT! ::slaps forehead::
zyzz, will you forgive me? You get a big, wet, sloppy smooch 'cause I forgot you. Sorry, babe. You’re just so QUIET over there…
Thanks, Tygr!
pauses to smooch DRY before getting swept along with Tygr
How d’you like my sig, DRY?
I have too many people on my list, and I am feeling rather lazy, so kisses to everyone.
But most importantly, a very special kiss to my dearest Democritus, for being such a sweetheart and such a fox. xoxo
Sigh…why doesn’t anyone ever want to kiss me? Yet again I’ve been left out and forgotten by all…I would have thought I’d have left my mark on these boards by now, what with my wit and charm and such smirks…
No, no…I don’t need any sympathy kisses…I’ll just go sit over here…by myself…alone…
[I know, I know, pathetic]
It’s okay BrokenDoll. I only got two. I guess I’m not popular enough to exceed that number.
::smooch:: for you(regardless of me knowing your gender).
Oh my…
Extra ::smooooochers:: for you BrokenDoll
Nice webpage. People say I bear a resemblance to David Duchoveny
Smooches to all dopers…but no tongue, please.
Nen, smooch.
zyzz, smooch. smooch. smooch. smooch. smooch, *smooch, smooch. 
iampunha
Surgoshan
Omni
DRY
Chef Troy
Bear Nenno
SanibelMan
OpalCat
Drain Bead
Welfy
Scotticher
Golf Widow
A chaste, genteel kiss to Spider Woman for being the first person to mention moi in a thread like this. (It had to be chaste. I’ve seen imthjckaz. Big fella. :))
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A kiss for luck to Zette.
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A kiss for Canadian Sue because, well, I just think she’s neat.
Woohoo!! I got smooched! By a GUY!!
does happy dance
Back at you, sweetie