Ack! I knew I’d forget someone…
a ::smooch:: to Crunchy
Crunchy Frog, you’re one of my favorite Dopers too. smooch
Nerd, my name is Steve. 
smooch
Jester, I don’t hate you. smooch
Smooches to . . .
Silver_Fire
Nacho4Sara
tiggeril
Nocturne
ssskuggiii
purplebear
Brunetter
struuter
tubagirl
Medea’s Child
Scotticher
Falcon
andygirl
and . . . Cyndar
Now if y’all’ll excuse me, my lips are tired and need recovery time.
smooches, in no particular order (or maybe all together ) to:
Odieman, Dire Wolf, P_will (for heroic thread boredom - hey, he meant to do it!), EruditeIce (thinksnow), Anthracite (because), BeagleDave for valiant efforts to draw mistletoe!, Jester, Coldfire & MrC…& anyone that I’ve forgotten…
mistletoe smooches to:
TheNerd
Osip
Odieman
Jophiel
Max Torque
RTFirefly
Highlander
Democritus (looking around to make sure psycat isn’t looking)
and
Chef Troy (cause I liked his mash notes)
::SMOOCH:: to Smug
One for Zette because I pissed her off (and she’s a cutie).
Ah, hell, I’m open-minded, one for Esprix for making a comment that’s turned into at least 2 or 3 more threads. On the facial cheek, though, Ex, my wife doesn’t like it when I think about exploring the other side 
Hey! I got smooched!
Well, here’s one back atcha Smooothie!
Hmmm, okie, here goes:
:Looking in Bag O’ Smoochies:
Ah ha! I have smoochies here for…
Doob and Pat for being cool Cali bros.
Jophy, just on principle.
Coldy for always correcting the spelling of Guinness.
Slvr for being a sweetie.
Veb, even though she betrayed us and went to IMHO.
MrC, for being such a stud.
Kelli and Angie, because it’s damn cold up there in CanuckLand.
Oldie and Rasa for being so sweet they make me want to puke.
tatertot, because I like the way she sucks salamis.
Obfus and Lani, because BagLady’s got a nice ass.
Kilgore Trout, since his sense of sarcasm is sharper than anyone I know.
Zette, for being out in the open with her bathroom mishaps.
Well, I’m sure I missed some people, but I have to move on to my big Bag O’ Deep, Sensual Kisses before it gets too late.
Ok, let’s see who’s in here:
PSYCAT! I love you, baby.
[sub]yeah, I know, I know, get a room, right? ;)[/sub]
Wow, I’m embarrased now. Knew that I’d forget some people, but didn’t know that those people would be two of my favorite posters!
So quick, before anybody notices…
<smooch> for Medea’s Child, fellow Pittsburgher and generally kick-ass kinda gal.
And…
<smooch> for Purplebear! How could I forget such a nice person!
Everyone else who I forgot, I’m sure I’ll remember you eventually. Just wait yer turn.
I’ll give one to myself since my wife is out of town. After all, I need to do something to woo myself for later on tonight when it’s just me, the Sears lingerie catalog, and a bucket of wings.
Hmmmm…
Racin’… ::smooooch:: (Sorry Guns, I had to)
ssskuggiii… ::smmooooooooooochers to you::
Mecha…::smooch:: :
: ::smooch:: :: ::heavy petting::… Oh, its only mistletoe, sorry, forgot.
silver ::smooch::
Fierra ::smooch::
Rasa ::smooch::
MaxTorque ::smoo… um, nevermind.
MAHIR ::I KISS YOU!!!::
Duke- I’m pretty sure I saw a mistletoe belt buckle for sale somewhere online last year. I wish I had gotten one. You could probably make your own pretty easily, though. I’ll probably find a way to horribly misuse the tradition of mistletoe this year.
-Neil
Okay, here’s my (probably not so) complete list of people to smooch:
Demo ('cuz he smooched me and he’s one of my boyz)
Doob ('cuz I loves me some Doob and he’s one of my boyz)
Oldie ('cuz he’s my arch enemy and he’s one of my boyz)
Rasa ('cuz she’s Rasa…duh)
MrC (just 'cuz)
Trixie ('cuz he smooched me)
Punha ('cuz he smooched me)
Euty (even though he failed to mention me ::pout:
Max ('cuz he helps me pick on Silo)
Falcon ('cuz she’s nice to me and stuff)
Anthracite ('cuz I got to be in her story)
Jophiel ('cuz I always smooch him)
Odieman ('cuz he’s just sweet enough to smooch)
Disable smilies in this post… Disable smilies in this post. Damn it!
That should say ::pout:: (Like you couldn’t figure that out for yourselves…)
A big SMOOCH goes out to:
iampunha (for smooching me first)
Ad Noctum (for being such a doll!)
Yue Han (for simply talking to me)
Happy holidays!!!
A big smooch to my best buddy aha
And a smooch to all the male dopers
I’m just here to give Silver Fire a good look at my ass, which she is cordially invited to kiss for leaving me off her list.
I mean, yeah, virtual {{{hugs}}} are out, but I can’t believe she left me offa her mistletoe list. Shocked, shocked I am; shocked and offended.
Stay outta chat for ONE LOUSY NIGHT and get dissed. I see how it is. sniff…
But I’ll go ahead and break my “absolutely positively almost no flirting on the boards ever ever unless the moon is in the right place or the planets align or I really feel like it” rule and give a big smooch-out to:
Silver Fire, even though she doesn’t DESERVE ONE
Olentzero, and shame on y’all for leaving him out
Mr. Cynical, and ditto, y’all should be ashamed
Chef Troy, and I promise I’ll send you email, you bundle of libido, you.
Smooooooocheroooooonies to techchick68, who needs all the love and attention she can get
A polite peck on the cheek to Esprix, matt_mcl, Doobieous and SqrlCub, and who give women everywhere a reason to wish they were hermaphroditic at the very least
Anthracite gets a virtual DIP and SMOOCH, so neener
Rasa gets a peck on the cheek even though she keeps dissing me
tubagirl can have a big ol’, all-out “Top-Gun” style kiss, and if anyone wants to ostracize her they can do it to me too, and I’ll take the “kiss my ass” favors for both of us, neener neener neener
I know I forgot plenty of people, but since I also loathe and despise popularity contests, I know that they will all understand they were left out due only to my faulty memory, and not to the fact that they’re not incredibly cool. Also, Tark (who naturally gets whatever kinda kisses he wants, duh, and anywhere) gave me stupid Creamora in my coffee instead of actual dairy-based halfnhalf, and I think its effecting my brain.
And sorry for the huge chunk of bolding. I think the “preview” button can kiss my firm yet pliant butt as well.
Here you go DRY :::smooch:::
Just for being you.
A special smooch to Montfort
And I also want to give a smooch to Olentzero