**HOW COME NO ONE IS ADOPTING ME…
I am getting so :mad:
Adopt me quick 'cos i’m so 
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Dumbledore I d adopt you in an instant - but I am too young to be a mother…
Hey - what about not letting anybody adopt us and just being supportive siblings? hehe
dodgy
If there’s nekkidness and chocolate syrup involved, I’ll take you on in journeyman status! 
Well…I do need somone to spread the chocolate sauce on those hard-to-reach places…
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*Originally posted by BornDodgy *
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Hey thats a cool idea, oh and i noticed that you know german. I used to live in austria. i forgot german now though…maybe you could teach me some.
auf wiedersehn supportive sibling 
prof. dumbledore
Of course you haven’t been. I’m just taking my sweet time thinking of something for you to do. By the time I actually get around to it, you’ll be a reg anyway.
Hey dodgy,
I just thought of a problem. If we are supportive siblings then we can’t have the newbie rites of initiation, so that means we always remain Newbies…Argghhhhhhhhh
I think my mentor’s forgotten me… he’s busy moderating.
Maybe he’ll pop in if I bring a keg… what kind of beer do y’all like?
hmm… but I am an old newbie… damnit…
I am from Austria by the way… hallöchen
dodgy
Fresh young newbie reporting for duty.
Ready and willing to become your bitch and perform any number of demeaning and embarassing tasks in the name of initiation. (As long as it’s nothing, you know… dirty)
Another newbie in search of a mentor…
As a still-mentorless newbie, I begin to wonder if there is newbie seniority, and if so, upon what is it based?
Bah, don’t listen to me. I’m just waiting for my turn.
Beer? I drink Canadian beer. Specifically, Molson’s Canadien.
And, stargazer, I’ve got your initiation question ready, except I don’t wanna post it in GQ until you see it first. If ya drop me an e-mail at rseaney@teamsigma.com, I’ll forward it to you so you can have a few hours headstart on the research. Okay?
Sorry, friend Tygr. I just had a real “it sucks to be me” weekend, and I’m just now back on my computer.
Anyway, you got some of these right. Unfortunately, not all. Now, here we go:
Very good! Bonus points for tossing in the maiden name!
One Kid! (Cornchips ground into carpet)
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BZZZZZZT! Wrong answer! While I do indeed have cornchips ground in to my carpet (along with many, many other things that I think even the CIA might have trouble identifying), “one kid” is not the correct answer. Don’t forget–I said this one was trickier than it seemed. If you don’t have the correct answer by, oh, say Thursday, I’ll give it to you.
Very good! This one was an easy one, though.
While you didn’t quite call it by it’s actual name, I will give you a few bonus points for quoting me calling myself a Godless Heathen. In fact, I’m a practicing Pagan. There’s actually quite a lot of us here on the SDMB. That’s one of the reasons I’ve been here for so long–the huge religious (or not–there’s a whole passel of confirmed agnostics & atheists here) diversity. It’s a truly mind-expanding experience.
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BZZZZT! Sorry. But boy, do I admire your creativity answering this question! Those are good! I’m feeling generous tonight, so I’ll give you another hint: I started a thread about my hobby, and I started it last fall.
Now, get back up there on that dragon, m’boy!
Someone pweese adopt me?! Im housebroken… and uh… Im good with children. I dont shed (much)and I can do tricks!
So yeah… anyone looking for a newbie?
Someone sent me here… so I… uh… came… anyways… looking at floor, blushing furiously
…nobody wants me. Oh well, I tried. Guess I’m not “cool” enough. Well TPHTHTPTPTHTPHTHT.
Sigh.
Hold your horses, Deacons! If, by the time I get done with your brother, you still remain unadopted, I’ll sign you on, too, okay?
Ok here’s the deal!!! since you’re so and i’m so 
about how we are gonna perform the rites as supportive siblings i as the headmaster of hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry promote you from newbie to honorary oldbie so that you may become my mentor and guide me through the path of good and evil in the sdmb.
yours truly
professor dumbledore
Aye-yi captian! I will honor your name here at the SDMB! Now I sail off the wreck havok upon the high-seas of Dopisity!
::pilaging to follow::
(no, I really have no idea why I adopted a pirate theme for this post. Please excuse me, the coffee is wearing off. Now, aaargggg!)