The SDMB Olympic ________ Team

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Well, someone in our office had their daughter in the Olympics. She won gold for the U.S. in the 4x200 freestyle. Broke a WR. Very exciting.

It then pops in my head that she may appear here in the office with the medal. I could quite possibly get a picture taken with the medal on. So I’s got to thinkin’…

What sort of sign could I get behind me that would make the most of this situation? Either real, or cut n’ paste in PhotoShop, etc.

And also, what team event would the Teeming Millions excel at? Olympic Rhetoric Relay?

2

Speed Window Refreshing.

3

I was going to say sucking up, but aha’ll take gold, silver, bronze and 4th place in that event.

I’ll go with being anal about American grammar, spelling, punctuation, etc. My chief competition will be AerynSun, among others.

4

Message Board Pentathlon:
Speed Typing
Debunking
Linking
Bad puns
Good .sigs

5

shameless flirting…

hey CanadianSue…how YOU doin? :wink:

6

I’ve been around just long enough to know that struuter would take the gold in speed disrobing.

7

The 100-meter post for me.

(Give me a break! I just ran one over in IMHO!)

8

Nitpicking

One Liner Relay

Troll Shooting

9

Are you thinking of a skeet shooting event, or a stationary target as in archery?

10

Olympic Nekkid Oil Twister.