That’s right, boys, girls, and everyone in-between, it’s all SDMB, all the time here on WMPS, your mundane and pointless radio network.
Coming up this hour, we’re going to start you off with a little bit of Was Not Was and “Walk the DynoSaur”.
After that, we’ve got a dedication going out to everyone on the board - “Too Much Time on My Hands”, by Styx.
Also in the next block of songs, you’re gonna hear one for all the other Springfield dopers…some Stealer’s Wheel, “Stuck in the Middle With You”; “Tom Sawyer” going out to Coldfire, one of the head honchos of our little station; and then TMBG is going to be shooting us with some “Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love”.
Our phone lines are open, we are taking requests at 555-SDMB, and we’re going to be here, doing something resembling rocking, all night…
Hey, have you got that song by that girl that goes kinda like that other song you played the other week? You know, the one where she goes ba ba ba, and the thing is going wheee-oom, whee-oomp, like that? What is that?
By special request for MrVisible, the new one from Britney Aguilera - ‘Baby, Come on Over, baby, and hit me, baby one more time. Baby’. (Insert requisite Indecent Sexual Remark ™ here).
Then we’ve got some Harry Chapin for Kat, and some Round and Round, courtesy of Ratt, for Totoro.
Also in the next hour, we’ll have news and weather, so stay tuned to WMPS, your Straight Dope radio network. We’ll be right back after this commercial break…
…and we’re back. Nothing like a few commercials for local car dealerships to keep you on a station, eh?
It appears that thinksnow’s in luck…there is indeed a cold front moving in. In southern Argentina. The rest of us have to be content with a current temperature of about 80 degrees, falling to a low of 70 later this evening. Enjoy.
Now, back to the music…
You want Primus? You got Primus. And they’re bringing Wynona and her big brown beaver with them.
Then, we’re going to learn exactly just who the $@%! are you?
And then, to fulfill the apparent wishes of beagledave to hear all the longest songs recorded by man, we’re gonna get a little Led out, spin some Freebird at you, and, as a bonus, toss in American Pie, Hey Jude, Inna-gadda-da-vida, Bohemian Rhapsody, and all three parts of Another Brick in the Wall.
And how much will all of this cost you, you ask? Why, the same as always…free, free, free. All you have to do is put up with me.
And, xizor, you were indeed caller number nine. Today. Unfortunately, the contest was yesterday.
Hey, Dyno! Got any oldie moldy golden gassers out of the golden groooooveyard with the stacks of wax to break your back from the tower of power with the sound of the hour?
No? Then I’m going over to WMPS-FM for the Five Americans Marathon. I hear they’ve got the whole bit - rarities, B sides, unreleased tracks, band interviews, old concert commercials. Wow!
Hometownboy, help me out here! Perhaps you could ask your friend Johnny Cochran who wrote that post forya. . .
{on a slightly related note, can the Youth Card be played when one is younger, or when one is older? Does it depend on the situation, or just the terrain?)
I guess “London Calling” and “Bottle of Smoke” would be too obvious.
How about “Gin and Juice” by Snoop Doggy Dog for me? He’s pretty decent, even if his name leaves something to be desired.
(imagine the over-modulated voice of Gary Owens here)
…and don’t forget to stay tuned for our public service hour when we’ll invite all the debators from Great Debates, all 13,000 of them, to discuss their position on free trade in North America.
After that, the “God Power Hour” where all the Theists, all 13,000 of them, get to discuss their position on salvation. And for the last 15 mins of that, the Atheists will get a chance to respond.
