Alright, I’ll be the quirky, clumsy, funny guy with the cool catchphrase. SHA-ZAM!! Now, we need a witty, cynical person, an airhead, a “straight-man,” someone with a disorder of some sort, a nifty hang-out place, and a token minority character.
I’ve got the barber waiting outside to give us all trendy haircuts, and everyone who’s in will be issued packets of hip new catchphrases.
Sign up here, and we’ll start making up some tacked-on back stories and hokey, overused plots!
Okay, Monster, you got it. BUT, realize that this requires you to have an episode where you try to teach Silver Fire how to get chicks. Also, you and Rachelle have to develop a history of torrid, yet unsuccesful love affairs.
Silver Fire, you got the nerd part. Here’s your standard issue coke-bottle glasses, and you need to slick your hair up in front.
dpr, it says here in the “Sitcoms for Dummies” guide that you can’t reveal your inner self till at LEAST Season 2. Till then, you’re gonna have to chase after that one girl, whom we need a volunteer for…
Rachelle, good idea on the bar. Whose gonna get their name yelled out every time they walk in?
Seriousart, here’s your apron. Go wait tables and make your wisecracks. Just…don’t touch me. These are super-trendy, designer clothes.
THAT’S what I forgot! A laugh track! Note to self: Find newbie willing to type only things like <laughter> <applause> and <ooooooooooooooohhhh> in order to shamelessly pad their post count.
I was 18, barely legal, and started dating a U.S. Congressman (who shall remain nameless). He wined me, dined me, and 69’d me paid for my first year of college and put me up in a great condo and a BMW. It would’ve lasted longer than it did but during the course of our relationhsip he started growing his hair out in the back and ended up with a hideous comb-over that I just couldn’t deal with!
I’ll be your neighbor who looks nice and respectable, but who is really planning on abducting your daughter in one of those sitcom-goes-mellowdrama episodes with an important, yet sad lesson.
I’ll be the quiet secondary character who is secretly in love with the female lead, even when the female lead rides off into the sunset with the male lead.