In today’s show we will discuss “My Sister is a ho, she slept with my beau.”
Tomorrow’s episode…
In today’s show we will discuss “My Sister is a ho, she slept with my beau.”
Tomorrow’s episode…
“You thought I was a cow, well look at me NOW!”
Tune in next time for…
Will feature meaningless ranting from our host, followed by fights between leather clad godessess! See these heart stopping beauties slug it out for the love of those nerdy IT geeks in:
“It must be Nerd Love!”
Don’t miss the special edition of “God tells my dog, then my dog tells me”. And join us next time for:
Today we have a special program for you:
“My husband left me for my best friend’s teenage daughter and she’s pregnant by my son”
For your enjoyment the next show will be…
Siamese twins, separated at birth, marry each other! Matching scars, revealed on their wedding night, provide first clue to their unique past!
Tune in for tomorrow’s show on the latest scandal about…
Cecil & Ed - two people, one body!
Join us again tomorrow for our special on…
“You flamed me in the Pit, but now I’m the sh*t!” a.k.a. “You used to taunt me and now you want me!”
Don’t miss tomorrow as we discover…
My mother’s brother was an only child.
tommorow show features…
“I’m a Big Fat Red-Neck Pig, and You Know You Want Me” …
Tune in tomorrow for a very special show …
Trailer Park Makeovers
and later this week on the show…
“My granny dresses skanky, she looks better’n me, and steals all my men!”
And a special segment on how to decorate a moon pie for the holidays.
Tomorrow, join us for…
“I was abducted by aliens and fell in love with one”
Later:
A behind the scenes look at moderating a message board. What the public doesn’t see!
Tune in next time for our special expos’e where we demostrate how circumcised penises are the cause of all the world’s ills. Here’s an un-retouched photo clearing showing a circumcised penis is shooting at JFK from the Grassey Knoll!
But wait, there’s more! Next week we show…
A shocking discovery in the medical community:
Fertility drugs accidentally given to the elderly. Our investigative journalists will bring us the story of one woman who was so old when she became pregnant that she actually gave birth to an adult.
And in a special follow-up, we’ll expose…
[Nose in the air] I refuse to be a part of this![/nose in the air]
“Whammo’s nose so far up in the air a plane lodged in it”
See the show folks, the amazing tale of a man that had a twin engine plane stuck in there. We will discuss the details, show you amazing pictures of the surgery to get it out along with eye-witness accounts of this amazing story!
But a preview of tomorrow’s show…
Whammo, you’re a poo!
Join us as we talk to experts who reveal:
“Giant statue of Elvis, found on Mars!”
Followed by…
Pregnant Nuns and the Nazi midget Bikers that love them,
followed by…