Oh, and you took a piece of moldy cheese.
Dial 867-5309.
Ask for Jenny.
“Dang kids! Stop calling me!”
You hear someone entering the bar.
Go sneak a peek at whoever entered the bar w/out them seeing you
You creep into the kitchen, and lean your head out the door.
You see a man in a suit sitting at the bar. On top of the bar is his briefcase, with a large yellow envelope on top.
You slip on a puddle of water, and fall on the ground, with a loud enough noise to draw the attention of the suited man.
“Ralph McKenzie?” he asks.
Just then another man, who looks to be of Columbian descent enters the bar, also dressed in a suit, and firmly gripping a crow bar.
“Where is the fucking brick?” he says in a thick accent.
Throw moldy cheese at crow bar guy
then apologize
tell him youve got to leave to get it
You throw the moldy cheese at the Columbian Crow Bar (CCB). He proceeds to beat you with the crowbar for a few minutes until you apologize. You have shattered tibias.
As you’re explaining that you need to go somewhere to get it, he takes a sudden interest in your damp gym bag. “What’s in the bag?” The man in the suit appears shaken, and leaves in a hurry, leaving the yellow envelope behind.
You are in a maze of twisty turny partisan political arguments, all alike…
You are in a maze of twisty turny partisan political arguments, all alike…
You are in a maze of twisty turny partisan political arguments, all alike…
You are in a maze of twisty turny partisan political arguments, all alike…
You are in a maze of twisty turny partisan political arguments, all alike…
You are in a maze of twisty turny partisan political arguments, all alike…
You are in a maze of twisty turny partisan political arguments, all alike…
You are in a maze of twisty turny partisan political arguments, all alike…
You are in a maze of twisty turny partisan political arguments, all alike…
You are in a maze of twisty turny partisan political arguments, all alike…
You are in a maze of twisty turny partisan political arguments, all alike…
You are in a maze of twisty turny partisan political arguments, all alike…
You are in a maze of twisty turny partisan political arguments, all alike…
You are in a maze of twisty turny partisan political arguments, all alike…
Examine yellow envelope.
Open evelope.
Examine contents.
Crawl to the phone and dial 911.
You crawl to the bar, and hoist yourself up on a stool, and look at the envelope. It is blank on the outside.
“What is in the bag, Ralphie?” asks CCG.
You open the envelope.
CCG picks the bag up, and opens it.
The envelope contains a court summons. You are being sued by an employee “Alice Smith” for sexual harrasment.
CCG retrieves a brick (of cocaine) from your bag, drops the bag and runs out of the bar.
You crawl back to the office, dial 911, ask for an ambulance, then pass out.
When you awake, you are in a hospital bed with two casts on your legs. There is a nurse here. She is asking about insurance.
Re-examine wallet for insurance card.
Your wallet contains:
$5
A drivers license
A credit card
The nurse repeats the insurance question.
Give nurse insurance info.
If no insurance, sell kidney, 2 pints of blood, and left nut.
Examine nuts.
“Mr. McKenzie, selling body parts is illegal in this state.”
You attempt to examine your scrotum, but it is buried under numerous layers of hospital blankets. Plus, there is a lady present.
tell the nurse yu have to get back to her about the insurance
ask for more pain killers
Happen to mention you don’t remember a damn thing about yourself
“We can’t give you more painkillers unless we know you can pay for them. Do you have some other form of payment?”
“I’ll mention that to your doctor. Do you have another form of payment?”
Have nurse examine my nuts.
Give your current unresolved legal troubles, you decide it would be unwise.
Give Credit Card to Nurse.
Say, “Hello Sailor”.