::gets out bad ass uzi of cap bustin:: yeah who wants some now? lets see your puny sword compare to this babee!
Yer all goin’ ta HELL!!! Chick tracts for everyone before it’s too late!!!
For those who don’t or haven’t read Real Life you might want to check it out:
Real Life and RPG
The strips around that time period were all RPG-based, but it’s a great read anytime.
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Now, let me get this straight: do I get frequent flyer points in this universe?
I used to have a kick-ass Spear Of Frost, but it melted.
Ummm, I drank the water.
Sorry.
What’s a glaive-gusarme?
No you didn’t!
Roll to see if I’m getting drunk!
Talkingsquirrell, the spell you cast backfires, when the Taco Bell tacos cause enormous Gastric pain and cramping. Lux Fiat, your roll comes up NEGATIVE, you are not drunk. This can only because the eeeeeevvviiiillllll lord Guano has stolen ALL THE BOOZE IN THE LAND!! This affront cannot go unpunished, since, hey, what fun is an RPG if you’re sober?
Prompting BratMan to cast his Super Buzz Spell.
0 HP
0 Damage
But everyone feels goooood!
Rolls dice Yeah, you are! And yes, there are some hot girls in the bar.
FOOLS! I shall defeat you all with my RING OF INVULNERABILITY!!! HA!
Wait, whats this I’m feeling… NO! It’s a ring of… Alignment Change!..
How can I be of help?
Halt, players! I, the leutenant of darkness, with the long and tragic backstory that you will not even bother to find out before killing me and thus irritate the GM have appeared! I cut down the ogres from behind before saying something cool but vaugly threatening, and vanishing with a flash of black hair and red-lined cloak.
Just don’t try to summon a unicorn. Last player who tried that ended up with Unicron instead. And that was just a mess.
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“I haven’t read Tolken in a week!”