PM and Pres in porno parody precipitates pugnacious political polemic in Parliament
My two best friends are dating each other, behind my back.
I got phished!
HApyy Birthday slinky!
Share Your Weird-Ass Dream
I’m going to be a daddy…Maybe… if I so desire… I’M SO CONFUSED!
I know this is against the rules of the thread, but:
Am I doing my son/kids a disservice by not buying them an XBox?
Shirley Ujest.
Fresh outta MPSIMS:
**Thanks a lot - I’m pregnant
Tell Everyone Something Bad You Did**
MPSIMS:
I got Phished!
Thanks a lot – I’m pregnant
MPSIMS:
Hello, I Must be Going
Today Is Bring A Spider To Work Day
For some reason, a lot of people are calling in sick today.
Pit:
**All you fuckers whining about gas prices
Were you driving with a paper bag over your head?**
GQ:
**(Moved) Raccoon eyes?
(Moved) contact lens insertion training**
CS:
**Breaking through (to the other side) lyrics
What I need from Six Feet Under**
What mispronunciations/grammatical errors drive you absolutely batty?
Do you have an opnion on ECT?
**Oh I could waste hours at this site
Well I’m now in Las Cruces**
I think this one’s going to provide a lot of fruit for the sequentials thread:
When is it time to leave a message board?
Nerdy jokes
–Cliffy
New posts:
**The Sims 2 has finally made it to my Mac
Like any of us give a fuck… **
I love the Sims, but I just couldn’t resist.
In GD:
UK - mandatory sterilisation for the mentally disabled?
yes, I’m shooting blanks…now what
from MPSIMS
**I got crabs
Taste sensations I adore…but everyone else thinks are weird
**
I’ve been waiting for this one to get set up. Mark it – 2:32 pm, U.S. Central time.
**Something weird happened to me yesterday
I got crabs**
A four-fer just now in MPSIMS:
I saw funnel clouds last night!
A challenge
Naah, I’d rather not. You win.
I am so going to hell for this next one …
I lost a good friend
Judge Crater “Found!” Sort Of!
Well, I’m glad you didn’t lose him for long!
Passive/Aggressive? or Stupid? or Thoughtless? or…
I got crabs
Right now in The Pit:
Poop Smears Next To The Toilet Paper Holder
Let’s cheer the right-wing smear machine!