The Seven Wonders of the U. S. (humorous)

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I noticed that on the recently published list of the seven wonders of the modern world not a single American monument was listed. I decided to correct that error by starting my own list:

Adam Sandler: I wonder how Adam Sandler ever became popular.
Paris Hilton: I wonder why anyhbody cares what Paris does.
O. J. : I wonder why O. J. isn’t in jail.
Remakes: I wonder why Hollywood can’t come up with any original ideas.

What would you like to see added to the list?

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The Book of Love: I wonder who wrote it.
The Bomp: I wonder who put it in the bomp-shoo-bomp-shoo-bomp. I’d like to shake his hand.

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Furry, you’re off to a great start!

I’ll add: How can it be that 34% of Americans actually approve of the job that GWB is doing?

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You mean, you wonder why 34% of Americans etc.

Size 0: I wonder where the women are who can fit into it, and how long it will be before there’s a Size -2.

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Mr. Gradgrind ha answered many of these questions already. Click the audio link:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=11978989

Another link

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According to Mr. Gradgrind…“René of Anjou, King of Naples 1435-1480, wrote and illustrated his Book of Love (Le cueur d’amours espris) some time after 1473 while living idly in Provence.”

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And here I came in expecting things like “The Colossus of Bigboy” . . .

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I wonder how “bomp-shoo-bomp-shoo-bomp” made my baby fall in love with me. She must be very fickle.

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I wonder where the yellow went when I brushed my teeth with Pepsodent.

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waves Right here! I mean, I have a few clothes that are sized bigger, but for the most part, I’m just a size zero.

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My Little Runaway: I wonder where she will stay.

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There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold, etc., etc., and it makes me wonder.

Oh, wait, that’s English, and they already have Stonehenge. Sorry.

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Panic on the streets of Carlisle, Dublin, Dundee, Humberside. And I wonder to myself…

{mince}

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Wonder Woman?

Wonder … Bread?

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Wonder Bra?

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And I wonder
I wo wo wo wo wo-on-der
Why
She ran away-yay-ee-yay-ee-yay
And I wo-on-der
where she will stay-yay
My little runaway
A run run run runaway

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I wonder if Stevie Wonder will ever have another hit?

I wonder if the Wonder Years will ever come back on?

And I think to myself, what a Wonderful World…

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I wonder as I wander out under the sky…

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I wonder if you’re wondering, if you should go out wandering. I wonder if you wonder what I’d do…

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It’s a Wonderful Life