I noticed that on the recently published list of the seven wonders of the modern world not a single American monument was listed. I decided to correct that error by starting my own list:
Adam Sandler: I wonder how Adam Sandler ever became popular.
Paris Hilton: I wonder why anyhbody cares what Paris does.
O. J. : I wonder why O. J. isn’t in jail.
Remakes: I wonder why Hollywood can’t come up with any original ideas.
What would you like to see added to the list?