There have been many a Big Bang Theory thread where Leonard’s whining about his dismal sex life is mocked because, well, he gets laid plenty. How much? Well, let’s see if we can count them all. Near misses also. And how about we do it for the whole gang?
Since I only started watching the show last year (I think I’ve seen all the episodes on FOX and TBS-- out of order, of course) I may not have all of them down right. What I have so far–
Leonard-- Penny, the Vietnamese spy, the girl he almost cheated on Prya with, Prya, Leslie Winkle, the old lady with the money, the doctor who cried when he tried to not live with her.
Howard-- Before Bernadette he was known to frequent prostitutes but there is only one concrete instance of this I can recall. When Leonard and Raj paid for the hooker to say she was Jewish. There was Penny’s slutty friend and Leslie Winkle. Oh and the pick up at Comic Con that he shared with Raj.
Raj-- That same Comic Com pick up. The deaf girl, the girl at Penny’s party who said he was a good listener.
Penny-- Leonard, Mark, the guy she was dating before she moved in next door, the big guy at the Halloween costume party (was this also Mark?), the really dumb guy and almost Raj.
Amy-- Gerard the electric toothbrush.
What am I missing?
Raj–the large woman he hooked up with when he went to a bar with Leonard and Howard.
Penny–tried like hell to jump Stuart’s bones on their first date. Invited him in for “coffee”–he said it was too late, she remarked with some amusement that he thought coffee meant coffee…how cute. Sheldon comes over, and he and Stuart argue about Batman until Penny falls asleep. Stuart never seems to grok how close he was to sex that night.
Amy, in one episode, indicated she wasn’t a virgin because she’d gone (as a volunteer in an experiment?) to a clinic numerous times to have induced orgasms.
The Spy was North Korean and named Kim. Leonard also had sex with a visiting professor who stayed at the apartment with Sheldon and him. It was also kind of implied that Raj had sex with her at his apartment. She was trying to get Raj, Leonard and Howard into a game of “I’m the new tenant and I can’t afford to pay the movers or the landlord.” Leonard and Howard left because they all realized this would involve all three of them seeing each other naked and Raj turns to her and says, “So you can’t afford to pay your rent” and the scene fades out.
ETA: Penny’s boyfriend before she moved in is named Kirk and Howard lost his virginity to a cousin as I recall. I watch this show waaaaaaaaaay too much.
There was also that physicist chick that came to visit Sheldon, and ended up seducing Leonard, and then hit Raj, Leonard and Howard up for a 3-some, and Raj stuck around.
