The Sex Thermometer

So if we typed in KayKay and …oh some mod’s name? :stuck_out_tongue:

So I put in irishgirl and zebra and we got a 91 baby!

Me and Mrs Z got an 86.

KayKay and Coldfire: 76
KayKay and UncleBeer: 84
KayKay and manhattan: 91
KakKay and Jack Dean Tyler: 71
Jack Dean Tyler and Foreskin: 84

A few things about their algo: it’s case-insensitive and order-insensitive. And it doesn’t care which of the two blanks a character’s in, so long as something’s in each blank.

For instance, Lucretia and Bluesman score a sizzling 96 (always knew Bluesman was a lucky guy! :)), and so do ‘lutrecaIblues’ and ‘mna’.

Also there’s no randomizer there: trying the same character strings twice will net the same result. So Beija has evidently changed something between tries. And a space, even a concluding space, counts as a character, as Pablito’s post indicates.

For instance, me and my wife:
First names only: 27
First and last names: 58
Deleting the last names, but leaving the space in between: 91

Me and Susan Sarandon: 44
Me and bondage porn star Whitney Prescott: 94

George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein: 87

Oops-- didn’t see someone beat me to the prez and the Iraqi.

Re: algorithm:Perhaps just the sum of the letter values mod 100?

Sarah McLaughlin and I are a 72. That’s a low estimate, I know it would be at least a 90. It is in my mind, anyway.

I never knew I was the subject of such fantasy !!!

Mariah Carey:76
Michelle Kwan:83

A certain Doper: 91

A 91? I going to definitely have to try him on for uh… size.

Me and Jazzmine: 0. I kid you not. Stay away from me, you evil bitch.
Me and MsRobyn: 7
Me and Guinistasia: 10
Me and K.C. Suze: 14
Me and Twickster: 19
Me and a pint of Haagen Daas: 20 (but hey, I don’t like HaagenDaas, plus I’m diabetic)
Me and Halle Berry: 24 (Ok, yeah, this thing’s broken)
Me and NinetyWt: 26
Me and David Hassellhoff: 32 (hey, at least you KNOW he sucks)
Me and Cecil: 44
Me and Nurse Carmen: also 44. But if it’s a threesome, we’d be 88.
Me and Scott Evil: 48
Me and Carrot Top: 49 (someone kill me now)
Me and John Stamos: 52 (No, seriously… someone kill me now)
Me and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s: 54 (screw the diabetes, some things are worth dying for)
Me and Satisfying Andy Licious: 55
Me and Alvin and the Chipmunks: also 55 … rodents need not apply
Me and Gazelle: 70
Me and Zenham: 74 (proving that well, it’s not my fault)
Me and TubaDiva: 77
Me and Scylla: 79
Me and Welby: also 79 (thus proving my theory that Scylla and Welby are the same person)
Me and Myself: 87. This just goes to prove that I’m a stud… but I kind of wonder why I scored less using my own name. Oh yeah, it’s because when I call out my own name during sex, it’s kind of distracting.

Me and Salma Hayek: 86
Current GF: 35
Ex-Wife: 23

Well heck, at least I’m upward bound. Now if only Salma would lift the restraining order…

–IDB

Me and the wife: 89
Me and Cecil (he could be into that): 55
Me and The Pope: 80
The Pope and Cecil: 89!

Amazing, the wife and myself along with The Pope and Cecil have the same Sex Temperature. Hmm…

Michelle Kwan and Brad Ference only scored 45! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Uh… wow. If I knew who the fuck you were, I’d bother to be hurt.

An 87 with someone I won’t name…NICE :slight_smile:

Heh, no offense intended, it was all in jest. I’m he poster formerly known as Vanilla Toast, if that even means anything.

Zenham, where the Hell is your “I changed my username” thread?

jazzmine, Zenham’s a good guy. He just forgot the smiley.

My wife and I got a 69 with our full names prior to marriage. Hum… a 69. :smiley: We got a 92 using our everyday names. Either way, it’s all good!

In clearly definitive proof that they are two different people
Me and Cecil Adams - 36
Me and Ed Zotti - 80

On another note:
Me and Eve - 1