Woof, consider me reprimanded. I’ll slink out quietly now and post my name change. Hell. I’ll even post in it in Great Debates just to piss off the philosophy majors.
Ack! Nooooo! chicks hate nice guys!!! Damn, you’ve just wrecked my chances with every female doper… sigh… 
Me and my ex-girlfriend: 80
Me and Rose Mcgowan: 27
Me and Peewee Herman: 7
Me and the girl I’m currently pursuing: 94 
Me and Liz Hurley: 1 (Damn it!)
Me and Holly Marie Combs: 37
Me and Reese Witherspoon: 44
Me and Claudia Schiffer: 61
Me and Rebecca Romijn: 62
Me and Jewel: 72
Me and Kathy Ireland: 79
Me and Norah Jones: 80
Me and Angela Saunders: 82
Me and Kelly Brook: 87
Me and Rose McGowan: 89
Me and Alyssa Milano: 92
Me and Elisha Cuthbert: 92
Me and Liv Tyler: 94
Me and Eve: 97
Zita and Ricky (the two dogs): 77
Zita and Bunny: 87
Zita has a stuffed bunny that she fucks. No shit, she humps the damn thing while we’re trying to watch TV, and then curls up with it. It’s disturbing. (No, she’s not spayed. Don’t ask me why, she’s not my dog.)
Me and Bippy = 81
Me and Matthew Perry = 83
oh decisions, decisions…
modro and scott_evil - 13
modro and matt_mcl - 81
modro and Esprix - 0 (talk about a lack of chemistry or something)
modro and gobear - 58
modro and swampbear - 93
modro, swampbear, and matt_mcl - 91
modro, matt_mcl, and Esprix - 99
I seem to do much better in 3 ways…
me and the wife (married names): 39
me and the wife (her maiden name): 43
me and the wife (adding her middle name): 92!
me and random flame #1 (high school): 22 (then name), 85 (married name)
me and random flame #2 (high school again): 80
me and random flame #3 (used to work with me): 25 (then name), 34 (married name)
me and random flame #4 (now I’m getting embarassed): 0
me and neighbor #1 (does this count as stalking?): 25
me and neighbor #2 (yes, I am bored): 29
I will note that, before I started dredging up the muck of the past, I tried a couple of celebrities, and barely got into the 20s with anybody. So I tried this other angle to possibly find someone compatible with me.
And the wife’s middle name was the last one I tried – finally, a result I can be happy with. Guess I’ll have to start calling her by two names…
Amy Chow: 82
Zhang Ziyi:8 !
Grace Park:64
My Hyun Kim:54
Jeanette Lee:76
erictelevision and cosmopolitan:86 (HMMM!)
Se Ri Pak:4!
Kelly Hu:88
Kristi Yamaguchi:27
Kristi+Brett Hedican(her hubby):20
It brings tears to my eyes to know we live in such a scientific and bountiful age. God bless America!
Audrey Quock:14
me w/my Doper crush:100! (using real names)
Lu Chen:62
Satomi Yoshida:21
would-be HS gf:4! (THAT explains it!)
Would-be RL gf:41
most S FSO:96! (purely physical rel.)
me:95!