I think we need ejolen’s answers.
(There. Someone asked. Now spill, buddy my boy.)
Uhh, I read that really quickly and in my mind it read “jamming of one’s fingers into the hobo…”
I had some very weird mental images of shenanigans in a boxcar or something. Very weird.
OK, Continue on… 
Not to nitpick, but [nitpick]you mean you have tons of sex on top but very few orgasms?[/nitpick]
As far as best experience? I momentarily lost my sight recently. THAT was GOOD!
As for advice, I’ll echo some previous posters. HAVE FUN! Communicate! Explore! Make funny faces and let yourself go! Forget the neighbors, they won’t get mad, they’ll just be jealous. And they’ll smile knowingly next time they see you out watering the lawn.
Medea’s Child has asked, so here it goes!
Best Experience - I should have thought about this, it is a tough question. Probably about a year ago my girlfriend at the time and I spent a whole night, about 4 or five hours, curled up on the floor of my apratment with a bunch of blankets and pillows, a couple bottles of wine, and some reeeeaaaly good herbs. We spent the whole night enjoying each other and bringing each other almost to climax just to stop and start all over again. We never even had intercourse. She, as did I, lost complete control that night and I heard noises come from both of us that have not been replicated by a human to this day. I’ve never seen anyone writhe and convulse like she would. I think the reason the experience was so good for me is because I’ve never witnessed anyone getting off like that before, or since. Wonder where she’s at… :sigh:
Honourable mention: Had some crazy sex in a phone booth in downtown Omaha, NE with a small audience that grew to nearly 25 or 30 people.
Another I shouldn’t leave out is the most sensual woman in the world from Des Moines, Iowa (also my best friend). Nothing specific about our escapades, just that she is the most delicate, yet assertive, best smelling, tasting, kissing, deep-throating creation on God’s green earth.
Kinks- Not too many for me, I like the weed but that’s not exactly kinky. My only experience with kink is some light bondage. Wasn’t my thing.
Techniques- This is one of my best. Have your girl laying on top of you, her head just above your chest (so you can still nibble her ears). Have her body slightly to an angle, with one hand get a good position on the G spot and stimulate it however she prefers. With the other hand, manipulate miss clitoris, again how your girl prefers, and everytime she’s about to cum, sloooo down, nibble her ear, piss her off and start again. Repeat as needed. Finish it off with a wicked tongue lashing, but wait until she IS cumming- very important. Bring her to Orgasm First, then tongue! Very simple, but tried and tested to assure you that any woman you do this to will be oh-so willing to return the favor.
Voyeurism- Yes
What gets me off- Head, especially giving it, believe you me though I love it when I get some quality. Its just hard to find good quality head.
I also like being behind a girl(on your side), and have one hand on her breast(s) and one on her clit. You can also control the pelvic region in general with your hand here making sure your thrusts hit that spot women love so much.
Advice- Take your time whenever possible. Make it a point to set aside some night, or day whatever, to make some mad passionate love every week. Set the mood, plan ahead, make it an actual date just for sex, build the anticipation so the two of you think about it all week. Don’t focus on intercourse and the resultant orgasm, focus on how you’re going to get their.
Advice to women- Make sex the reward to your man for having given you mind-blowing orgasms in other means. Sex is like the prize for a job well done.
Communication, Communication, Cummunication.
For me:
Sex is overrated. I don’t enjoy it much…but I guess that can change.
Interesting experiences:
I was involved with an alternative sex club (or swingers, or whatever you want to call it). Spent a good number of nights just watching exhibitionist having sex. A few small orgies.
My most unique experience:
I was with an old couple. The man was past his prime, I guess…but enjoyed watching his wife with other men. I was the other guy, once. they were in their 60’s, I was 30.
Best expeience:
I can’t say I had one. It all seems the same.
Jet Black
There went your target audience …
And I want to RP with Medea’s Child.
What is the best experience you’ve had in the world of sex?
Well, without getting too graphic, I had my second virginity (yes, that) taken from me just recently. Talk about a whole new level of orgasm.
I have a fond, fond memory of a young man in Florence, Italy, who seduced me on a hidden stairway in a hotel. Yum. He was tasty.
Techniques, kinks, voyeurism, what gets ya off?
Techniques: honestly, it really differs for everyone, so my big thing is communication, communication, communication. I like to know what pleases you and what doesn’t.
Kinks: Oh my. Bondage and Domination is a big thing for me. I tend to be submissive most of the time, but I like the occasional switch. Light bondage, corsets, dirty talk, spanking, hair pulling (oh yes, yes… that sooo does it for me), corsets, biting, wrestling, did I mention corsets? A little role-playing can be tons o’ fun, when done right. I like some risk-taking–fear of being caught can be like ketchup on yer meat & potatoes.
Voyeurism: Not too much into that. I tend to be more of a reader–my copy of De Sade’s Juliette is getting rather worn out.
What would you like to tell the opposite sex for their(and their partners) benefit?
Don’t be so damned rough with the clitoris. It’s sensitive. Treat it nice, and make sure there’s enough lubrication there when you do handle it.
What is the best experience you’ve had in the world of sex?
Two candidates in different ways. The first was unintended, drunken, very intense sex in a hotel room with someone who was definitely supposed to be off-limits. It wasn’t just the “forbidden fruit” thing, although that was part of it.
The second one was a dom who knew some very interesting things to do with words, shackles, a riding crop and - well, let’s just say it was intense.
Techniques, kinks, voyeurism, what gets ya off?
As you’ll gather from the above, BDSM. A big factor there is the headgames you can play; even without any equipment, there is still a lot of room for creativity.
What would you like to tell the opposite sex for their(and their partners) benefit?
Communicate, dammit. Have fun. Explore, and don’t be afraid to try something new.
I’m really into anal. A GF turned me on to it. It was best when it started out as a full body massage with lotion, and turned into analingus{sp?} then into penetration, then into a BJ. She had a beautiful body. Mmmmmmmm…
I just started a sexual relationship with a friend. Lucky me, she is also into anal. And having me watch her masturbate. And BJ’s. We will be experimenting…
The only advice I have is really simple. Current standards of hygeine must be follwed!!!
Ya know, I wasn’t brave enough to come out with it, but yeah I agree. Although for me, my first experience in this realm wasn’t near as appreciable. Make of that what you will. I saw another thread about TMI, should this be posted there rather?
C’mon, share with us.
SEX? [sup][sub]thinking…[/sub][/sup] Oh yeah, I remember that.
Although I wouldn’t describe this as the best sex, it was interesting in its own way. I’m definitely NOT into “public” sex, but on vacation in Mexico, it was quite interesting to have sex in the ocean in the mid-day sun with dozens of sunbathers lounging on the beach. Just standing about 20 yards out, bobbing in the waves…
<-----BUSTED up laughing at this. Not for nothing Medea’s, but your levels of Thermodynamic are JUST FINE, IMHO. 
Cartooniverse
I say we blow this scene… get everybody and their stuff together…
The best I ever had was with my sweet Becky on the beach in the Thousand Islands off the coast of Indonesia. Who cares if “the sand gets everywhere.” It was the best ever!
Costumes and sexy lingerie (mmm… corsets) are fun, as is spanking, oral sex, doing it in rooms other than the bedroom, doing it outdoors, and doing it in public places.
The only thing I have is a complaint, really, and that’s that “technical virgins” who are afraid of penetration should not expect us to keep coming back and delivering orgasms.
Without love, sex is very selfish, and it doesn’t do to not please your partner when he pleases you.
This may apply to us guys too, but since I know it doesn’t apply to me, I can’t really gauge how to put it for my fellow men.
I’m glad you decided to let us in here.
Cartooniverse! laughs Yea, yea I’ve heard that actually. But the truth is that beyond being a perv in my own right, I’m also a student majoring in Chemical Engineering and Philosophy. Which means I can’t ethically offer a blow job in exchange for a good Thermo grade…however “hot” the BJ is. shrug Whatcha gonna do?
'punha, darling dear…who do you want to play? (and you know I have to be sub right?)
Jet Black, yes that can change. Usually with the addition of affection. The most mind blowing part of good sex is knowing that its great for them too. If you don’t value the “them” its not so great. hug Its not the most important part of life, but its worth at least a shot.