Oh no, not that again. Thank goodness I am lacking a beverage right now, lest I short out my keyboard.
This actually happened in Sex and the City this week. I do realize this is not a movie but a TV series, but similar scripted sentiment.
I have nothing else to add, but I am certain that I am just blocking the embarassing moments.
Finishing up, going to remove the condom, and finding that it isn’t there. Searching through the sheets, puzzled, then coming to the slow realization that it’s Still In There, and I’m about to have to go mining.
Coitus interrruptus isn’t shown very often in the movies, is it? I suppose there’s the odd ‘OMG! My husband’s home!’ scenario, but I’ve never seen the ‘OMG! The cat’s just vomited all over your jeans at the foot of the bed’ plot device.
Just as well, I suppose. 
That was probably the funniest post I’ve ever read… I caused people in the other room to investigate in concern at my loud cackling.
My input… the, uh, Wrong Hole™ incident that has me forever paranoid about my aim. Ahem.
Getting hit with a bible. In a wooden case. On Easter Sunday. Yes it really did happen.
Post picnic sex that takes place on a blanket in the shade on a nice sloping hill in the middle of nowhere…that suddenly evolves into sled-riding.
Okay, you can’t just leave it like that-details!
Getting slapped by her mom and threatened by her dad that “I could kill you any time you little asshole” and her mom telling her that she’s a “little fucking whore”.
No, didn’t happen to me. My cousin. hahahahahahhahahaha.
It tickles me everytime I think about it.
Getting into it, complete with atmospheric movie-like banging of the headboard against the wall…which dislodges an enormous five-foot by four-foot painting hanging above the bed that falls on both of your heads.
Ahhh, romance.
Oh, yeah, and having the girl’s long hair repeatedly get stuck in the couple’s mouths while kissing, and getting pulled out again.
Or the guy’s long hair getting stuck in the couple’s mouths while kissing.
I have shorter hair now, thankfully.
Or when the long-haired girl is on top, goes to kiss the guy and her hair tickles his nose.
::sneeze!!::
Kanelda, how about when the long haired girl is on top and has to constantly flip her hair from oine side to the other to keep it out of the way?
Or the ever popular:
Oh… Ooohh… Ohh… OW! That was my cervix! painful whimper
Kitty
Forty-Six&Two — Thanks. 
I believe the technical term is “shelunking.”
Hehe I was doing that with my hair for awhile when he asked if I’d stop, because he wanted to feel my hair on his face.
He didn’t suggest that anymore after having his little sneeze-fest 
Oh and it’s been mentioned before about bein on the lady’s hair… well, what about trying to move or get up and realizing you’re on your OWN hair?
Pesky long hair. I swear it was always getting in my way. Bah!
Having dog poke his nose over the side of the bed to see what we’re doing. He usually humps his bed when we’re getting undressed - he can smell sex in the air.
Of course this is better than what happened to Napoleon. On his wedding night with Josephine, her adored dog resented the intrusion and bit him. There. That’s not in any biopic of Napoleon I ever saw.
HAHAHA! Man, I loved that thread.
Maybe in your country! Over here “fanny” means vagina.
Well, no point denying these happened to me. But it would be great (and somewhat comforting) to see these things happen during big screen romantic moments!
Just on the verge of completion my SO, in an eager, pounding frenzy, slams his head into the brass headboard hard enough to raise a welt–but managed to finish anyway.
I was on top and sneezed so hard that he gots forcefully, and painfully, squirted out and was a bit sore for a day or so afterward. (I have allergies–I couldn’t help it!)
The time we got home from the gym after a sweaty workout and were pulling off our clothes in a rush. He tugged off his shorts a little too quickly and…well…apparently, Mr. Happy got stuck half in and half out of the little mesh baggie he had been contentedly residing in and some skin abbrasion occurred. It took about two weeks for the friction blister to heal.