“I can imitate, Vin Scully!”
What made Sideshow Bob SO mad at Bart and Lisa for interupting his date at the Pimento Grove?
Who filled in for Kent Brockman in “Krusty gets framed”?
Who is Krusty’s competition, besides Gabbo?
Where did Krusty get his start as a street performer?
What heinous thing did congressman Bob Arnold want to do?
What is Smithers’ favorite candy?
And since I didn’t really answer a question, let me finish watsonwil’s quote by saying that Homer was reaching for a can of “Nuts ‘n’ Gum” when he said that.
Marge said: “Oh, it’s that pair of Dockers you wanted. Forty-eight waist with the balloon seat, right?”
(In the episode with the hippies when Homer discovered his middle name, while they were driving around town “freaking out the squares.”)
When Bart is about to be caught by the bullies from Shelbyville, what does he say to distract them?
Because you only get one chance with Edna Krabappel.
Jeez, Dave, one at a time! though I can only answer a few of these from memory:
The Special Olympics was one, can’t remember the rest.
Tupelo, Mississippi
Jolly Ranchers, which he eats by chewing. He must have teeth as strong as diamonds to do that.
Sorry, mike. Just wanted to get them out there before I forgot. Two for three. The answer I had in mind for Krusty competition is Hobo Hank.
and another question: What did Burns pack in his lunch?
“Look! Someone’s attractive cousin!” (because, you’ll recall, Shelbyville was founded on the principle that people should be allowed to marry their cousins.)
Describe the two animals Lisa sees in “Friar Wiggum’s Fantastical Beastarium” at the Springfield Renaissance Fair.
One of them was the esquilax, a mythical creature with the head of a rabbit and the body…of a rabbit. Can’t recall the other.
I think this one got skipped. Unless I missed it…
Anyway, Mrs. Botts didn’t know what she would do, because everyone always does what she says!
Was he the one who took a bribe to allow someone to log Springfield Forest?
I don’t recall about Burns’ lunch, so I won’t post a new question.
- Worker and Parasite
- Tupelo
- Cut down a forest
- Jolly Rnachers
Worker and Parasite was the Warsaw Pact Cartoon Krusty got to replace Itchy and Scratchy when the went over to Gabbo.
Congressman Arnold wanted to drill for oil in Teddy Roosevelt’s head (on Mt Rushmore). He may have also agreed to cut down the forest, not sure.
I can’t remember the other animal in Wiggum’s beastarium.
Arnold was arrested and ultimately expelled for taking a bribe to approve oil drilling in Teddy’s head, but he had already agreed to let Springfield Forest get cut down, and it was Lisa’s revelation of this that inspired the Teddy oil sting.
The other animal in the beastarium was the mythical two-headed hound, born with only one head.
Q: What’s a Tim Conway?
Oh, about 130 pounds. <applause>
What inspires Wiggum to go check out the fight at Sea World?
What does Apu change the name of Kwik-E-Mart into when he discovers Jasper frozen?
What does Jasper say when he “unfreezes”?
I beleive Apu changed it to “Freaky-E-Mart”.
And the two things i remember jasper saying are “Is that you Apu, my how time has ravaged youre once youthfull looks” and “M-O-O-N P-I-E, what a wonderful time to be alive” or somthing to that effect.
who did lisa have a crush on in the Spring Brake episode?
He learns that they still sell those frozen bananas.
One of my favorite moments: How does Homer get past backstage security at the U2 concert?
“Potato man.”
“About time you got 'ere!” (Or something like that.)
What profession is Otto’s father?
He’s an Admiral
Oooh!!! Ooh!! Lisa had a crush on Langdon Alger. He’s very quiet and enjoys puzzle. But you can NOT tell anyone. 
Next up: What song does Apu’s niece/Sanjay’s sister perform on the tablah at the Little Miss Springfield paegant?
Damnit. Sanjay’s daughter.
MacArthur Park.
What was the name of the RV that Homer couldn’t afford to buy?