The Ultimate Behemouth
What was the Parole Board’s reaction to Sideshow Bob claiming that his tattoo was German for “The Bart, the”.
“Anyone who speaks German can’t be all bad.”
So who did fill in for Kent Brockman? And what did Mr. Burns pack in his lunch?
Wasn’t it Bumblebee Man? I remember Kent being all drama-queen-ish because of his missing danish, so Bumbleebee Man sat down to do the news.
Also, Mr. Burns had a number of things, including a pickle jar he could not open and some garlic- (“No one will want to kiss me now, eh, Smithers?” “It’s their loss, sir.”)
Question: In the Springfield Files (X Files episode), Homer comes across a Billboard saying what?
DIE… which turned into DIET.
What does Bumblebee man get hit on the head by when he goes home and opens a cupboard, and what does he say?
Scott Christian filled in for Kent Brockman, at least once, and with no comment as to why (as far as I can remember).
Burns’ lunch consisted of one bullion cube, one concord grape, one philly cheesesteak, and one jar of garlic pickles.
The billboard first appears to say “Die” (Ahh!) but really says “Diet” (Ahh! Ahh!).
As long as I’m asking for lists, what, besides illegal fireworks, did Homer ask for at the Quikiemart while on vacation at Flanders’ beachhouse?
What’s the name of the little green alien only Homer can see?
What justification did Homer use when getting his new name monogrammed on his jacket? And what was his new name?
That should be enough for now.
“Homer no function beer well without.”
An enema, condoms, and some beer.
Osmodiar (sp?)
Max Power. I don’t remember why, though.
Oh no wait a minute. I remember someone (Marge?) saying you usually only get the initials, but Homer thought his name was so cool it merited the whole thing. I think.
Close: “No one who speaks German could be an evil man.”
Because “Max Power doesn’t abbreviate” and something about all the letters being equally important. Also, IIRC, later in the episode it’s revealed that “there are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!”
Alright! Whose kids are Homer putting through college?
The Great Magoo, from The Flintstones. But I thought he was with Bart in the episode with the cartoon festival… something like Bart: “Lisa, cartoons don’t have to make sense!” <GM appears> GM: “That’s right!”
What’s Smithers’ blood type?
The hot dog vendor’s!
What does Bumblebee man get hit on the head by when he goes home and opens a cupboard, and what does he say?
Oranges. I believe he says: “Aye! Naranjas en la cabeza!” Or something to that effect…
Osmodiar is the little green alien, and he does appear later to Bart at the cartoon festival.
I believe the whole list was condoms, Wild Turkey, crotchless pantyhose, whipped cream, (illegal fireworks said sotto voce) and a disposable enema. No, two. Marge’s response was “I don’t know what you have planned for tonight, but count me out.”
Max Power, because each letter is as important as the one that preceded it.
So, close enough for full credit. 
Smithers’ blood type. That’s a toughie. B+?
What’s Santa Claus known as in Japan, and where does he live?
“No, more important!”
Smithers’ blood type is the most common one. I forget which. But in the episode where Mr. Burns needed blood, he’s upset that he can’t donate. “Damn my gutter blood!” Or something like that. Bart ends up giving his blood.
“What’s Santa Claus known as in Japan, and where does he live?”
I believe his is called annual gift man, and he lives on the moon 
ok i forgot to post a question so…
Who were some of the people who made camieos in the itchy and scratchy movie?
“Dustin Hoffman, Michael Jackson…oh, they didn’t use their real names, but you could tell it was them!”
I must vindicate Milhouse! He didn’t steal anything! It was the warthog, which the kids ended up eating!
In the Halloween sketch wherein advertsing mascots rampage through Springfield, who co-writes (with Lisa) the jingle that advises how to get rid of them? (Bonus: What’s the disclaimer on the jingle?)
Paul Anka.
Guarantee void in Tennessee.
How does Dr. Nick accidentally blow up his practice?
With anasthesia.
“IN-flammable means the same as flammable?”
What does Bart fill Groundskeeper Willie’s hovel with?
Uh, correct me if I’m wrong, but cheese from macaroni and cheese?
(This is so weird- I was just thinking of a question I’d like to ask a moment ago.)
(Also, Milhouse did steal a couple of bags. He didn’t eat the whole thing, but he wasn’t completely innocent. “I only stole [insert what he actually stole]!”
Question: Dr. Hibbert tells Apu to call him at what number when his pixie sticks come in?