Posting as DrainBead posting as OpalCat:
<img src=http://fathom.org/opalcat/drainopal.jpg>
Dammit PunditLisa, look what you made me do, you raging whore!
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“it’s all real”
“I KNEW IT!!!”
O p a l C a t
www.opalcat.com
Anybody that wants to do Wally has my blessing.
Not you, sqrlcub!
Putz.
I haven’t been here long enough to be conversant in anyone’s style yet, so I’ll do my own…Oh, oh. I haven’t been here long enough to develop a style yet. I’ll just sit in the corner and watch the grown-ups play until I do. SNIFF, SNIFF 
Really, I’m not whining.
Bitch by Birth
In the manner of Spiritus Mundi
Let’s look at this objectively. Breaking it down into teh component parts wh whave:
- All things die
- God is a thing
- Therefor, God is dead
Now you can argue that number 2 needs to come begfore number 1 but not right now. Lets just take this as a hypnothetical. Are you going to argue that God is not a thing? Balderdash!!! If we can’t agree on something like thins that is obvious to everybody but you, then we really have nothing to discuss.
By the way, you misspelled “fornucate”.
Oh come on, it’s almost the exact same thing.
I was asking people to post in the manner of Nano.
You are asking people to post in the manner of any poster they want.
Not a huge stretch, there. I was just had a specific poster in mind.
But like you said, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 
Marge: Your father is… resting.
Bart: “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here.
Posted in the manner of Majormd
Good question, Doofyhead ;)!
A quick scan of Grateful Med came up with these:
(Insert 96 complete abstracts with certain areas bolded to show they have been read)
So as you can see, Doofyhead, the medical community is pretty much in agreement that blowing your nose into a tissue or a handkerchief is pretty hygeinic, blowing your nose into your hand and then wiping it on the butt of your SO’s jeans is not.
“You can be smart or pleasant. For years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.”
Elwood P. Dowd
LOL! Of course, I have to point out that while I nearly always typo teh and I am notorious for misplacin gspace keys, I have never resorted to triple exclamation points!!!
The best lack all conviction
The worst are full of passionate intensity.
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In the manner of Melin
Gaudere, do you realy think your posting on this thread is appropriate? There is nothing directly insulting about your impersonation, but the act of imitation is sometimes indistinguishable from mocking. Is mocking other posters an appropriate activity for a moderator?
I was once told that moderators were held to a higher standard than other posters. I leave it to you whether this standard has been universally applied.
Navigator:
ROTFLOL!!
Ohmigawsh this thread is tooooooo funny!!!
{sitting on the couch drinking root beer, singing}
Kuuuuummm baa yahhhhhhh . . .
† andros †
Philistine 4:13
(sorry, nav, couldn’t resist ;))
orangecakes
i like puppies
You’re all SO fuckin’ funny!
Opal, that was one of finest examples of self-mockery I ever saw… brilliant
In the manner of Lexicon
Hey, you guyz crack me up! This is too f***ing funny! Keep’em coming.
Noonch!
fuzzy-wuzzy
sigh… this is so sad… a thread that mocks other people… why must we do this… why do people need to be jerks… i dont make fun of other people… so many bad apples here… i think i’m gonna watch tv… but not the news… there’s so much bad stuff in the world…
handy
flat·tery noun Pronunciation: 'fla-t&-rE Date: 14th century
1 a : the act or practice of flattering b (1) : something that flatters (2) : insincere or excessive praise
2 obsolete : a pleasing self-deception
Marge: Your father is… resting.
Bart: “Resting” hung over? “Resting” got fired? Help me out here.
Readng through this thread, I realized that the parody of Spiritus Mundi’s posting style could be of mine with a few minor alterations. Oh, dear. Identity crisis…
I don’t think I have two SNs.
–John
No scathing parody to add, but this is the funniest damned thing I’ve read in many a long day. (I took a shot at imitating Diane and Alphagene but neither came out better than hopelessly lame.)
Opal’s offering and Coldfire-as-Bj0rn had me hooting out loud.
Sorry, not original enough to contribute to this, but sure am enjoying the show.
Veb
Posting as Prose:
i feel so sorry for all of you who have not had the wonderous experience of being me, especially if you are also dumb americans.
i am a pool of crystal clear water seeking mysterious union with the sun.
i am a canyon, solitary, fathomless.
i am the glittering ballpoint in a mobile and creative pen transcending mundane rules of spelling capitalzation and logic.
i am prose and i am prozac.
i am.
and if you don’t agree you can all go to hell, but i am only asking this politely.
In the manner of OJSimpson:
Shit, I think I sprained something.
– Sylence
P.S. Sorry about mentioning the troll.
If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.
- Tokugawa Ieyasu
Very fucking funny coldfire.
I dont have a hamster.
Halfwit
Insert some cheesy rush lyric here
-shitforbrains, rust1982
now who was that?
Well I happen to know that Kelli gets those two little boys of hers on the treadmill, not a hampster!
The hampster died of a heart attack, she kept yelling “Faster you fucking rat!”.
I can’t prove this though! 
New and improved…and more controversial than ever.
Of course you can’t prove it.
It’s an Urban Legend.
Sorry, my contract does not allow me to use smileys
In the manner of Nickrz:
You guys have all been doing such a good job of “flattering” MPSIMS, that I’m going to move this whole thread there.
An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.