As Alphagene:
Sometimes I wonder: just how much of one’s cognitive process limited by the amount of pressure one’s anal sphincter is exerting on one’s carotid arterie?
As Coldfire
No, I don’t think so. You almost had me convinced, too. Then I remembered…You’re an idiot and I’m cool.
As Crick&Watson
Due to the nature of the OP, I can’t directly comment, but I have two things to say:
One, quixelflibbengraffiopooch ned tropodista goffedialaznostugfuppen.
And two, If Che Guevara was such a great freedom fighter, what’s up with that stupid hat?
As Glitch
If you’re gonna hit someone, make sure you do it with your knuckles that can be applied to 12 bricks without a scratch.
As StoryTyler
I have big hooters. Doesn’t that count for anything?
As DrTar
yoyowutupeepsdisizdashityogmydogburnasackgetb
gladnotsadjustinhaleburingplasticsothatyoucan
gethighwithoutgoingtodahousegpeace
As Andros
Allah on a pokemon card, can’t you people pitch in and buy a mutual clue?
I’ll be back with more.
Noonch.
how did it start? well i don’t know i just feel the craving. i see the flesh and it smells fresh and it’s just there for the taking…
VvvV
[Note: This message has been edited by Lynn Bodoni]
geesh…Alphagene actually reads my posts…and just when I thought that I’d do my impression of him after his “you copycat” post…damn he does me and now I can’t do him because it will look like I’m mocking him…heaven forbid. Thank you Alpha
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
Senior Intern to
El Presidente
Self-Righteous Clique *
You don’t like it get over it, we are sick of hearing it, get a life. I’m taking a week off in March and I can’t afford to lose any more days so deal with it.
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
Senior Intern to
El Presidente
Self-Righteous Clique *
I looked everywhere in the Pit for wisdom, but I couldn’t find any. All I found was orgy after orgy of ego masturbation and reputation rape. Then I looked everywhere in the Great Debates. No wisdom there, just hot air blowing against cold air. I looked all over MSPIMS, but I couldn’t find any wisdom there either. Too much banality. To much laissez faire. There was no wisdom in General Questions because all the questions were answered. Nothing in Comments on Cecil. Nothing in the Message Board threads either.
Then I looked inside myself for wisdom, but I realized that I am the scummiest scumbag on earth, and so I knew that if there had ever been wisdom inside me before, it had passed through me long ago. I thought I had it once, but the cold, cold winds of my intellect had blown it all away.
So I gave up looking for wisdom, and sat down on some soft moss under a broad willow tree on a warm day. First came the little bird, a swallow, taking my shoulder as its perch. Then came the fawn, stretching out its tender neck, and trusting me to share my apple. Then came the other critters one by one, bringing me companionship and accepting me as one of their own.
Soon, I felt as though I were one with everything around me. I was no better than any of it, but I was no worse. I was just a part of it all. I leaned back and closed my eyes. I felt at peace. I felt loved by everything around me. Wisdom no longer mattered.
In the manner of Spiritus Mundi[sub]or Yue Han[/sub]
This is hardly possible. Your readings of my posts are invariably affected by your perceptions and preconceptions. My readings of your imitations are necessarily colored both by my preconceptions and my self-image. Not to mention the fact that we may each be using redically diferent font and collor choices, which will have an effect on our visual clues and a comcommitant effect on our emotional responses.
False on its face. What about rocks, abstracts, corpses, insubstantial things that permeate yet are not bound by the universe?
Have you evidence for this assertion? Can you show me “godstuff”? Can you delineate its properties? How would I recognize “godstuff” if it hit me in my heart?
I think you mean, “therefore”. Regardless, your conclusion is trivially valid yet infinitely irrelevant since the axioms from which you derived it do not hold in the real world.
What is becoming obvious to me is that you lack the ability or the willingness to express your ideas clearly in an open forum. If that is the case, then we really do have nothing to discuss.
I could not agree more.
The best lack all conviction
The worst are full of passionate intensity.
*
After Manhattan
I see. You don’t like the banner ads on the SDMB so you don’t read them. The advertisers and their banner ads pay for this website. They make this whole thing possible. It is only by their kindness and generosity they this board exists. And you don’t read their banners???
There’s a word for this sort of behavior – theft. That’s right, by participating on this board without reading the banners you are stealing from the Reader and its advertisers. The proposed Virtual Theivery Act makes this clear.
In addition, I’ve reviewed the Reader’s latest 10Q filing with the SEC which states that the Reader projects that banner advertising on the board will produce 2.645% of their revenue for fiscal 2000.
Lib, you bastard - I’m offended you find me so goddamned blatant!
Posting as Libertarian:
I’m NOT advocating anarchy here, people, just the mutual, orgasmic Capitalistic Splendor of responsible men and woman bound together by the Almighty Dollar and Endless Legal Contracts. The government will be our friend and interfere in our lives ONLY when we give the OK, and even then, the government will smile and shove lollipops up our asses while whistling, “God Bless America”. The Libertarian State will not be a State per se, but rather a joint cooperation between free, peaceful, educated, chess-playing citizens, otherwise called “The Fantastic Elven Kingdom in the Clouds”. I will grow happy and die there, with my God who is not really a God, but rather more like an entity I like to call, “Me”.
Yet to be reconciled with the reality of the dark for a moment, I go on wandering from dream to dream.
I disagree, Coldfire. I’m personally torn between andros’ Nav (the sig part was priceless!), and Sake’s ruthless parody of Lib - both of which made me bust a gut.
Most entertaining thread since I joined up. Fretful, as Prose,o ut-Proses the poet manquee herself!!
Brava and bravo to all the clever interpretations.
Renee, with no talent for this,
