Kurt Vonnegut
either him or Bob Denver, I can’t decide.
Hmmm…I’m surprised no one has mentioned the Dali Lama - pretty cool in my book.
Besides - everyone KNOWS that the cooliest person alive is the Fonz - Ayyy!!! 
Alessan
Ray Charles
Yup looks good to me.
You may not have seen much of him but Jools Holland, former keyboard player of Squeeze and now has his own Rythym and Blues Orchestra(he empahsises that last bit) is so cool he can make a polyester suit look stylish.
Samuel L Jackson.
Michael Stipe
Jack Nicholson
The Rev. Al Green
Stevie Wonder
The Godfather of Freakin’ soul…James Brown
Willie Nelson (Miles Davis wrote a song about him…how cool is that?)
My Dad
I’ll also go with the polar bear thing. That’s pretty cool, too.
o.k., but here’s a thought: why would a Cleric want to Turn Jesus? Wouldn’t a Cleric ask Jesus for help? Unless they were an Evil Cleric, but then why turn him when you can try to command him? I could see it now “Jesus, go stand behind that door and attack whatever comes through it”… or using Jesus to get rid of the trapped doors in a dungeon…
And vampires aren’t raised form the dead like Zombies are. Vampires are either A: cursed (bitten three times, witches’ spell, etc) B: still here because they are wanting or lacking something (Dracula myth) or C: are so evil that the powers-that-be said, “o.k. you get to stick around and suffer for awhile” (a la Strahd)
And who said Jesus is Human? I don’t remember Humans being dieties…
punk snot dead,
broccoli!
*Originally posted by broccoli! *
First broccoli Happy New Year!. I will try to answer your question since I started this. Jesus was a human being. He came in human form to try to reach man. While he had special powers, he still ate, breathed and slept as a human.
Isn’t Nick Lowe the Jesus of cool?
Tom Waits.
With nods to David Bowie, Iggy Pop, and Barry White.
Oh, I get it! Kinda like Batman.
No mouthbreather Batman didn’t have any special powers he just had cool stuff.
But now that you bring Batman up I wish I did have a body like the batman suit(the new versian not the old fat tv versian one) though. 
You’re right! I should have said SUPERMAN. Does he qualify as human? How about AQUAMAN? I think he fits the bill, lets see – well, he didn’t breathe as a human. Superman it is. Or maybe Green Lantern.
Men: It’s gotta be Jack Nicholson.
Women: Bjork.
…oh and Dionysus was WAY cooler that Jesus.