The SJMB (Shark Jump Message Board)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I read a funny thing today. I saw the Straight Dope Message Board referred to as the Shark Jump Message Board (SJMB).

OK, I didn’t so much “read” it as I coined the phrase myself and posted it on another message board* which probably can’t even be mentioned here. (Can I say that? Can I say that a “Board Which Can Not Be Named” can not be named? Who the fuck can tell anymore?)

It amuses me. (HAHAHAHAHHAhhhhhAAH!!! I’m laughing at my own joke! I KILL me!) It may not amuse you, but if you are honest and you wet your finger to feel which way the winds are blowing then you’ll at least have to admit that it is entirely appropriate.

Oh, and since this is the Pit, “darn it all to heck!”

*you should check out this Board for yourself and join it post-haste (can I say that?) It’s a lot like the SJMB but without the censorship. Although It Can Not Be Named, I’m sure you can find it without too much trouble (can I say that?).

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What makes you think it can’t be named? Its DoMeBo (Link).

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I didn’t know if it could or could not be named–that’s part of the confusion about the SJMB that is causing so much trouble. After all, IIRC, in the past there WAS some website or message board which the Administrators here would not allow to even be mentioned. I always found that a bit nutty, and while that particular prohibition may have been lifted, there are some new ones in place which are nutty x10!
But thanks for mentioning it and offering the link. The more people who know about it, the better. I guess I was just ascared to!

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Nice joke. I hope the new board reaches a critical mass, and soon.

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Moved from the Pit to MPSIMS.

Gfactor
Pit Moderator

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We already have threads suggesting alternative destination for Dopers, so this is locked.