I read a funny thing today. I saw the Straight Dope Message Board referred to as the Shark Jump Message Board (SJMB).
OK, I didn’t so much “read” it as I coined the phrase myself and posted it on another message board* which probably can’t even be mentioned here. (Can I say that? Can I say that a “Board Which Can Not Be Named” can not be named? Who the fuck can tell anymore?)
It amuses me. (HAHAHAHAHHAhhhhhAAH!!! I’m laughing at my own joke! I KILL me!) It may not amuse you, but if you are honest and you wet your finger to feel which way the winds are blowing then you’ll at least have to admit that it is entirely appropriate.
Oh, and since this is the Pit, “darn it all to heck!”
*you should check out this Board for yourself and join it post-haste (can I say that?) It’s a lot like the SJMB but without the censorship. Although It Can Not Be Named, I’m sure you can find it without too much trouble (can I say that?).