The Slutty Blanket

[Digital_is_the_new_Analog]

How do you keep it away from the pumpkin?

-D/a

[Sunspace]

@Wheelz

I wouldn’t worry about it, as long as you use protection.

It is protection.

[Joey_P]

@TriPolar

Has the blanket ever given consent? Sounds like a blame the victim thing here.

The blanket was asking for it. Sprawling out on that couch every time one of those drivers walked by. Besides, maybe it didn’t give consent, but it didn’t exactly say ‘no’ either.

[billfish678]

@Joey_P

The blanket was asking for it. Sprawling out on that couch every time one of those drivers walked by. Besides, maybe it didn’t give consent, but it didn’t exactly say ‘no’ either.

As God as my witness, I’ve NEVER heard a blanket say no. Or socks or napkins either for that matter.