Simply put, dopers nominate movies that they think will have remakes announced in the next twelve months. Next January, we’ll see who got the most. The winner will be awarded with a “Get-out-of-watching-braindead-remakes” card for the following year, allowing him/her twelve blissfull months of remake free cinema.
Here are some nominations from myself:
1: Rosemarys baby: Horror remakes are the most common (Amityville, TCM, Omen, Fog), so whats left to plunder? Surely Scarlett Johannsen can fill Mia Farrows boots?
2: Apocolypse Now: AN gets remade. Come on, you have felt this disturbance in the force! Someone will do this! The horror! The horror!
3: Dog Day Afternoon: Will Ferrell and Steve Carrell hold up a bank, become celebrities! Someone hold me a place in line!
4: The Outlaw Josey Wales: I feel westerns will edge back towards the end of the year, and surely noone will have the balls to remake Leone… surely? So, next down the line is Clints classic, probably starring Colin Farrell, or (Jesusfuck) Paul Walker.
5: Enter the Dragon: Bit of a wildcard this one… I feel a kung-fu movie will be remade, and this one sticks in my mind… Tony Ja as Bruce Lee… Somewhere, you know movie executives are having this exact idea…
So, post away. If the movie you suggest gets announced as a remake in the next twelve months, thats one to you. Although, hopefully movie executives will realise that the remake rush is destroying cinema, and we can post movie after movie and not a single one of us gets a point… yeah, Right!