Is the snake Satan? I say no. But then, what is he? What has always bothered me about this part of Genesis is that the serpent, allegedly the villain of the story, is the only character in the story who is not, in some way, a jerk. I realize this goes into Great Debates territory, my questions are honest and I want to know what this story really means. My take:
The Set-Up
“And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.” Gen 2:9
Why make an tree that grants a power you don’t want in general circulation? Then make intelligent, inquisitive being, show them this beautiful tree full of lush fruit, and say, “You can have anything you want… except THAT!” It doesn’t take an omniscient being to see this is a frame job. But why? Is it a test? Did we fail?
The Lie:
“God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.”
Gen 3:3
Adam and Eve do not drop dead upon eating the fruit, which is what they were led to believe by the whole “touch it and die” bit. Rather, God punished them with an eventual death for defying him; the tree didn’t kill them, just raised their awareness. Why is He so worried about them eating this fruit?
The Truth:
“And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.” Gen 3:5
According the the snake, God feels that beings besides Himself who know the difference between good and evil are a threat to him. Why? Because if people know what evil is, they’ll become evil? That doesn’t fly, because Adam and Eve were “evil” by defying God before they ever ate the apple. At least now they know it’s wrong. Why keep them in the dark?
The Result:
“And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked” Gen 3: 7
The serpent was right; they’re alive and, like God, they are self-aware and know right from wrong. Was this was God was so afraid of? Why is being naked, a natural state, now a state of shame? How does knowing good and evil relate to shame over nakedness? I’m confused. Clearly sexuality is linked to a higher state of awareness, but the exact nature of the connection eludes me.
The Narcs:
“And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat? And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.” Gen 3:11-12
Adam is awfully quick to point the finger. “She told me to do it!” Who wears the pants, I mean, fig leaf in this family?
“And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.” Gen 3:13
No, baby, the snake just told you the truth. You made the choice to do what you were told not to do. You have free will, even if you don’t understand the consequences of your actions. How is that “beguiling”? Way to pass the buck. Why did the snake even involve himself in this situation? He had to know he’d be taking the rap for this.
What does this incident say about the nature of the human race? Is narc’ing essential to our character? Did God do a really bad job making us, in light of the performance of our progenitors thus far?
The Consequences:
“And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life: And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.” Gen 3:14-15
To prevent future such collaborations, God sows emnity between the phallic symbol that tells the truth and the woman. I find this very curious. Does anyone have an explanation for this? The phallic symbol part doesn’t work for me here, because the snake is obviously more than just a sperm donor and giant dildo. He set these two people free from the tyranny of one who would keep them ignorant. His motivation, though, continues to elude me. He and God must have a history we’re not being told.
“Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.” Gen 3:16
Because Adam is so weak-willed, God has to mandate Eve’s submission to him in the future. Also, he causes making new humans painful and difficult. Hmmm. Curious.
“And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life; Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field; In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.” Gen 3:17-19
What bad parenting this is! You make a tree that’s really alluring but which grants a power you don’t want to share, give a didactic order to a pair of kids NOT to touch it, lie to them about why they shouldn’t do it, all of which makes it well nigh irresistible, and then when they wise up and realize you’re full of it, your response is strictly punitive. Bravo.
It Gets Worse:
“And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever” Gen 3:22
God, realizing that his creations don’t take His deceitful orders well and now are halfway to being His equals, kicks Adam and Eve out of Heaven before they become immortal too. He goes on to station cherubim with flaming swords around Eden to prevent future entry. Too bad they chose the wrong tree for their first snack, eh?
This portion of the Bible has always puzzled me greatly. How is the snake the bad guy in this story? He sets Adam and Eve free of a life not much better than that of a thoughtless, heedless animal-- he gave them the capacity to reflect, to know what is good and what is evil. Why did God want to deny them this? Why did the snake want them to have it? Why did God lie? Why was His punishment so harsh? Conversely, why didn’t he just destroy Adam and Eve and start over with a better pair?
Maybe someone who knows a lot more about why this passage was written can help me understand it. I know there are truths and connections just under the surface that continue to elude me. My consternation is sincere even if my tone is flip.