The Spare Heir Is On Its Way

I think they’ll throw Francis in there somewhere.

Peaches Honeyblossom

Alexandra Elizabeth

Honeysuckle Rose

Peach is a police dog name in the UK.

All I know is that our ideas are all much better than what those boring royals will come up with.

Constantina Charlotte Hermantrude Guenivere Mazie… (Mazie?) Mazie… Margareet Ann!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Jean Pauline Georgina Ringette.

I was singing at a “Last Night of the Proms” concert last night. During the second half the stage manager came on holding up a big hand-written notice: IT’S A GIRL! That caused a huge cheer and the subsequent audience renditions of Rule Britannia, Jerusalem and Land of Hope and Glory were thunderous.

I was just checking my email and there was a news blurb about the new baby. It said:

The thing is when you just glance at text the capitalized words stand out. So for half a second, I thought Prince William and Duchess Kate had named their new baby Lindo Wing.

They should name her after her cousin Beatrice, so that if Prince George doesn’t inherit, she can be Queen Bea.

I’d be really surprised if Diana was in there. Maybe Frances.

Charlotte is a late-breaking favorite, so I’m going with Charlotte Elizabeth Mary.

I’m assuming we can rule out Wallis.

Moon Unit, Cut Diamond, or Leia

Brian

She’s not the Messiah, she’s a very naughty princess.

La’Taniana’Bo’Vanashrianiqualiquanice Africanishaniqua Diana

I came in to say Charlotte Elizabeth Mary, but was beat to it.

Possibly an Alice or a Louisa as one of the middle names.

My paternal grandmother gave her children two middle names, and one aunt got a set that isn’t totally outside the realm of possibility. She was Charlotte Sophia Louisa.

Alice Diana Charlotte

Hortense Eugénie Cécile Bonaparte. It matches with her cousins Beatrice and Eugenie.