The Spoiler Thread

He gets saved. Everybody else dies, though.

Veda shot Monty.

The chick was a dude.

He’s not left-handed either.

Ras al Ghul has been resurrected via the Lazarus Pit and is revealed to be the mastermind villain, in a role reprised by Liam Neeson, in The Dark Knight Rises. A younger actor will play Ras in a flashback.

Lola is a man in drag.

It turns out, ultimately, it is Slim you don’t want to mess around with.

Amos Moses killed the sheriff and hid his corpse in a gator infested swamp.

The singer reveals that she was the one who killed Andy and that she had also previously killed her promiscuous sister-in-law and disposed of her body.

Rocky loses the title fight. Rocky wins the rematch. Rocky loses the title but wins the rematch. Rocky beats Communism. Rocky wins a street fight. The champ beats Rocky.

The cyborg from the future gets crushed by a huge press machine.

The other cyborg from the future gets melted in a molten vat.

The ugly alien hunter gets crushed by a giant tree, then blown up with its own nuclear device.

When Jesus resurrected, he looked down at himself, saw the still-extant sword injury, screamed “What the fuck!?!” and fainted.

The dad was right: Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the bridge because he was a damned fool.

It was Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with the revolver.

He was a toon all along.

The narrator was the murderer. He glossed over a few things he did, but never actually lied to readers.

One of the victims (the sixth) was actually the murderer and faked his own death.

All of the suspects were in on it together.

The third victim’s brother was the killer. He killed the others to hide his motive.

Hockney stole the truck.

The boat sinks.

The Krell shouldn’t have built the machine to make matter out of thought as the Krell have a subconcious which causes problems.

The jewel was in her pocket all along!

Oh, and the guy with the big sword in the market? Indy just shoots him.

Rocky loses; but it’s really a win, for reasons only the testosterone-addled understand.

Fred decides he can surely out-think the stock market, quickly betting himself into homelessness on “junk bonds.” Velma finds him dirty and crack-addicted, cleans him up and marries him, only to have a washed-up Daphne beg for the job of housekeeper in their Madison Avenue home, where the two sleep together behind Velma’s back. Velma finds out when their love-child is fourteen years old. . . and something about being Governor. . .

I threw those pies - heh heh heh heh heh heh…

Points to whoever gets this one.

He’s actually dead. And only that freaked out kid can see him.