The Spoiler Thread

Spock dies.

Scrappy-Doo was the real villain.

We ARE smart.

The explosion he caused almost a billion years ago is what started life on Earth in the first place.

Spock lives.

She made a pie out of poo.

It was only decades later, after her death, that they found out Eleanor was actually a woman.

The cops ate the evidence of the murder. (secret’s in the sauce)

Baltimore gets nuked, but everyone gets to go see football in Washington at the end.

In the end, the mouse wants yet another cookie.

The falcon’s a fake.

The mouse got stupid again and then died.

He already killed John G.

Marty gets his future parents to kiss, thereby ensuring his existence and those of his brother and sister. He inspires the growth of rock 'n roll. George becomes a best-selling science fiction writer.

The meat is Eddie.

The alien horde is repelled by germs.

Soylent Green is hydrolyzed vegetable protein, corn syrup solids, onion powder, turmeric, maltodextrin, and artificial color.

Jenny dies, and Oliver finally understands the meaning of “love means never having to say you’re sorry.”

Oh wait. He told us that in the prologue.

Carry on.

It wasn’t that guy after all.

It was……the other guy.

She loves him.
He knows.
She has always depended on the kindness of strangers.
In the first place, her name isn’t Eve Harrington. Her real name is Gertrude Slojinski, and she is no war widow, no orphan, no follower of Margo’s tour. Before meeting Margo, she had been paid to leave town over her affair with her boss, a brewer in Wisconsin.
He used her to PROCURE for him! He used to use his mother, until she got too old. They PROCURED for him!
(And then, they ate him like a pack of wild animals!)

She’s guilty! She’d been telling herself that since the night she heard the child say it. She lay in bed night after night praying that it wasn’t true. But she knew about it then. It was there. She don’t know how, she don’t know why. But she did love her! She did love her! She rented her plans to marry.
(And then she hanged herself.)

Your cable didn’t go out, Tony’s dead.

Christian Bale’s character has a twin brother.

Someone later tells him, “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.”