He did it thirty five minutes ago.
John Wayne shot Liberty Valance
She marries him
The glass slipper fits her. She can be woken with a kiss. So can the other one. He’s not really a prince.
It was all a misunderstanding.
She made it up!
Kirk Douglas is the real Spartacus. Anybody on the planet not know that?
That’s no moon!
It turned out that the tiny space aliens bedeviling Agnes Moorehead were actually astronauts from Earth.
You bastard! Now I’ll never be able to watch DIE HARD unspoiled!
I left the milk out last night.
There’s no illusion; he actually has a machine that lets him teleport.
You weren’t supposed to *help *her.
You’re damn right Col. Jessup ordered the code red.
Donnie dies when a jet engine falls on him.
Someone left the cake out in the rain.
My car has an aerodynamic device to deflect unfavorable air movement across the rear.
It’s not you, it’s your kids!
Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze.
…or Keyser Soze is Verbal Kint.
…or there is no Keyser Soze.
…or there is no Verbal Kint.
In any case, everything you just heard and saw didn’t happen.
…or did it?
Bobby’s alive, it was all a dream.
Ralph Nader in the 2000 Presidential election.
It’s only Elmo.
Joan was the one who took the master tapes for “A Season in Hell.” It turns out, though, that Eddie didn’t die in that car wreck. He’d just been in hiding for all those years.