The Star Trek joke about "I'm a doctor, not a..."

Some facial cream or salve for those implants, IIRC. Love that 30 seconds!

It’s Zefram. Spell it correctly, please. :wink:

Entity Lover!!! :mad:

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:dubious:

Well, he had warp drive before you.

Let’s not forget, McCoy got to utter the first SOB in the Trek-verse:

The Search for Spock:
Kirk: You’re suffering from a Vulcan mind-meld, Doctor.

McCoy: That green-blood son-of-a-bitch. This is his revenge for all those arguments he lost!

Star Trek II is a fun Trek installment when discussing things like what you can and can’t get away with in movies. It was made a couple of years before the PG-13 MPAA rating was rolled out, and at the time, PG was everything right up to the threshold of an R rating, which for Trek meant human carcasses hanging from the ceiling, people screaming and engulfed in flames, one guy screaming as he is not-quite-quickly vaporized, parasites climbing into peoples’ ears, and Moby Dick references.

Pretty sure you still couldn’t show a woman topless though, not that you’d expect that in a Star Trek production anyways.

Well, say “Bye-bye” to Starfleet Command for me and I’ll see you on “Hollywood Squares.”

“Spock to Enterprise… *one *to beam up.”

I’m having a really hard time understanding why this question is important.

You might say I can’t see DeForest for de trees.

I still can’t get over the similarity between DeForest Kelley’s name and the ST:TOS researcher Kellam de Forest.

In the wake of one of the movies being released, Letterman read a list of the Top Ten lines heard around the set. One of these was, IIRC, “Damn it Jim, I’m a doctor, not a very good actor!”

Some PG films had topless scenes. *Airplane! *and *Sheena *come to mind quickly. I’m sure there were far more examples.

“What’s not there, Mr. Snott?”

Mission Impossible re-run, circa 1970:
Phelps and crew at a sidewalk cafe somewhere.
Suddenly, a drive-by shooting. Bang Bang! Somebody laying on ground in pool of blood.
Paris (played by Leonard Nimoy) kneels over victim, checks his pulse.
Meanwhile, Phelps stands by, arms folded, scowling.
Paris looks up at Phelps.
“He’s dead, Jim.”

Audience in Berkeley college dorm TV room ROTFL.

Clash of the Titans had a topless Danae breastfeeding baby Perseus. No, I wouldn’t watch like a hawk every time it came on HBO to catch a peep of boobies when I was twelve. Why do you ask?

I remember that because it was such a surprise. Just a few months before on Mission Impossible the script worked around using the word by having the villain of the week pause, as he’s being led away, before Cinnamon Carter (who’d posed as a love interest in the Intricate Plan) and mutter, “What is it that hath no fury like a woman scorned?”

Well, his first name was Jackson, if that helps. We coulda called him Jax.

But, but, I live near Jax (FL). Oh, now I’m totally confused. :wink: