It’s Disney and they have the money to do both at the same time and they should.
That video was awesome.
He should be awarded an honorary PhD in Bad Fanfiction Studies.
Nope, not until he provides better female characters.
No, wait, I’ve got it. Make a Lego Starwars Marvel Heroes movie.
Frickin’ amazing. Is this a good time to bring up the fact that I went to college with Patton and we reviewed movies together for the campus newspaper one semester? He is the very model of a hoopy frood and I’m damned proud of him.
Video is awesomely hilarious but can I just say that the idea of an older Luke using a red light saber as a tribute/ reminder of his father is freaking brilliant and if the character Luke is indeed in Episode VII, they must do this.
I love this idea as well. JJ Abrams and the writer of the next movie should include it.
There was nothing special about Vader’s saber, though, just standard issue Sith. Dooku’s sabers, those were special.
Tetsuya Nomura is taking notes for Kingdom Hearts III. 
I love the guy in the background who says, “Oh, come on!” after Oswald gets to the part about Thanos. Like, he was with him with the rest of this Star Wars plot stuff, but Thanos was just too far, man.
Dooku had more than one saber? I honestly don’t remember.
Well, I’m sure he kept a spare around for emergencies.
What I learned about being a Sith from Star Wars Episode III:
If you are a Sith, you must hide your saber and be prepared to do battle with it. Common hiding places would be, for example, up your sleeve, so it is easy to reach. That way you can whip it out and be all like “gwaaaaaa” and slice someone’s head off if they start to annoy you. But you can also have one just hanging off of your belt, underneath your robe. But that would be too obvious, so really, you should just hide it under a hat. Just picture Palpatine wearing a sombrero. All of a sudden, the coolness factor just increased by 100 points. And the sombrero can also double as a weapon, like how Oddjob uses his bowler hat in the James Bond movies, except instead of a razor-sharp edge, the outside of the sombrero should have little mini lightsaber daggers all pointing out, so he could take it off and go bzzzhhwooooo and suddenly, there’s like nine lightsabers coming out of his hat. This comes in handy because the Jedi outnumber you by like ten thousand to one, so you’ll need extras in case your saber breaks from killing all those jedi. This could also lead to an excellent battle where there’s like nine Jedi all surrounding Palpatine, and they all try to rush him from different sides, and he just stands there because he’s all badass and shit, and just at the last moment before he’s about to get creamed, he uses the Force to make all the sabers turn on at once, and they impale all the Jedi in the face. For one, that’s a totally believable scene, and two, more lightsabers means more awesome. That’s a proven fact. When you had like Obi-Wan and Vader battling on the Death Star, they were old, and their choreography sucked, and Vader was not just old, he was mostly machine, and he couldn’t move. I mean you could throw your saber at him and he’d be like ow I’ve fallen and I can’t get up, he might deflect it maybe but then you could just tackle his legs and he’ll drop like a sack of ewoks. So basically the problem with that scene is two old guys and only two sabers. When you add another person with a lightsaber to the scene, you get the maul versus Obi Wan and Qui Gon battle, and that’s much more awesome. Now put Palpatine versus 4 Jedi, two of which he owns in three seconds, and wow, shit just got real. So if you can imagine Palpatine wearing the lightsaber sombrero, or “Saberero” and using it to kill 9 Jedi with a single thought, that’s the most awesome lightsaber battle of all time. The only thing that would top that is if General Grievous tried to attack him for some reason, like he finally realized that being a cyborg puppet of the Dark Lord of the Sith is a gig that’s gonna get him killed, and he deserves hazard pay, he could go up against Sidious with his four jedi sabers and Palpatine could pwn him with the Saberero, but he cuts off like three limbs and that means that Grievous only has the one arm left so he grabs his laser pistol and tries to kill Palpatine but just then, Anakin swings in and saves him, because this is from before Palpatine revealed he was a Sith to Anakin, and so Anakin follows him around and makes sure he stays safe because deep down he knows that there’s something not quite right about Palpatine but still likes him, you know, as a friend, even though Palpatine is obviously attracted to little boys. But the main problem with the Saberero is that if you throw it at someone, you have to use the Force to make it come back to you, and you’re unarmed if that’s your only weapon, so that means if you use the Saberero you have to have a backup weapon, and the Saberero is the backup weapon for your sleeve saber and your belt saber, so your backup to the Saberero must also be cunningly hidden, and in a place nobody would think to look. So imagine this: Palpatine uses the Saberero to kill like nine Jedi, and as he’s laughing at his evil fiendishness, Yoda arrives, and he’s all pissed off. Yoda uses the Force and makes the Saberero blow away, and now Palpatine looks like he’s unarmed. Yoda does that thing where he jumps really high and all spinny, and he twirls in the air and gots his green saber all sticking out, and its really cool, and just as Palpatine looks like he’s about to bite the dust, he falls down pretending to cower and goes dont kill me please but really he’s just preparing for his ultimate Sith final finishing maneuver, where he’s bending over submissively but it’s all just a ruse, because hiding up his butt is ANOTHER LIGHTSABER and he just clenches his ass cheeks together and BZZZZINGA he totally impales Yoda with his ass-saber. The important thing to remember is to insert it with the right direction facing outward, or else it will be slightly less effective.
Now that I have told you all this, you are ready to become Sith Lords yourselves. Pledge yourself to my teachings, or I’ll decaptitate you and then do the Mexican Hat dance on the Saberero that just killds you.
Askthepizzaguy: Awesome as all that is, and make no mistake, that was mindblowingly awesome, I would like to make a small suggestion, if I may: the main weapon there should be called the Sabrero. It flows off the tongue better and saves you a syllable’s worth of time, during which your Sabrero could kill at least 9 more Jedi.
This is why Parks & Rec is awesome. Not every episode is great, or even the whole episode when it is, but when they connect with the ball it goes out of the park.
Someone has posted an animated version of Patton’s vision:
Brilliant!